Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo
Are they putting something in the water? Or have blokes always been like this and I've just had a sheltered life?
Anyway, Mark Ming, a bloke of advancing years, one whom Catullus might have described as: his pilosis qui duros nequeunt movere lumbos, has found himself in trouble again. I know, you couldn't make it up.
His privy member led him astray back in 2014, when he resigned as Parliamentary Private Secretary to Alan Duncan, Minister for State for International Development. Presumably pursuing his international relations brief, it was alleged that he had paid a Brazilian male escort for sex and attempted to obtain the illegal drug mephedrone. Users have reported that, amongst other effects, mephedrone causes the grinding of teeth, improved mental function and mild sexual stimulation. Ming said a number of the allegations were "untrue".
Despite his disgrace, the voters of Fylde returned him as their Member at each of the three subsequent general elections.
And despite the improved mental function enjoyed by alleged users of mephedrone, Mark Ming found himself the subject of a police investigation in 2017, in response to allegations that he had fed alcohol to a dog and had a fight with a 'friend'. A spokesman for Thames Valley Police said: "Thames Valley police officers responded to a report of an incident in Langford, Oxfordshire, on 6 August 2015." The dog had emergency veterinary treatment for "intoxication" and "poisoning". Ming was not charged and strongly denied any wrongdoing. He said his friend had attacked him and stated that the police had dropped their investigation after he showed them pictures of his friend plying the dog with alcoholic drinks. The clear lesson to be learned here by a man of improved mental function was to be a bit more choosy when it came to friend selection.
But No!
Earlier this month it was reported that Ming is being investigated by the Conservative Party for the alleged misuse of campaign funds; he resigned the Conservative Party whip on 17 April 2024 whilst allegations were investigated. According to The Times, £14,000 given by donors for use on campaign activities was transferred to Ming's personal bank accounts and was used for private medical expenses. A further £6,500 was paid by his office manager to new friends whom Ming met on an online dating site.
These Conservatives, what are they like, eh?
Back in 2017, Guido Fawkes reported that Tory aides had compiled a list of 36 Conservative MPs, which included 20 ministers and 2 Cabinet ministers who had been accused of inappropriate sexual behaviour towards staff. The spreadsheet listed names alongside their specific misdemeanours, including one MP said to have had “sexual relations with a researcher” and one serving minister who is “handsy with women at parties”. Included on the list was an accusation that Trade Minister Mark Garnier sent his then secretary to a sex shop to buy sex toys and stories emerged of a Conservative MP being known in Westminster circles to take photos of young men in compromising positions and use them to demand sexual favours. Downing Street denied that Theresa May received regular updates from her party whips about her MPs’ sexual indiscretions, but Katie Perrior, the May's former head of communications, appeared on BBC One’s Breakfast, insisting details were “kept away from the prime minister” but “information is held by the whips, because they use it to make sure that MPs know that other people within the party know exactly what they’ve been up to, and that behaviour either is not acceptable, or it will be used against them – you will vote in a certain way or we will tell your wife exactly what you’ve been up to.”
But that was in the past, which is, as we know, a foreign country, where they do things differently. Surely all this sex-pestery and looking at pornographic pictures of tractors on your phone while sitting in the House of Commons conducting the business of the country has all been sorted out now?
But No!
There are 18 MPs who have had the whip withdrawn following allegations of misconduct. They are not all Tories, and it isn't all about sex. Here's the list:
- Willy Wragg, Conservative MP for Hazel Grove, state educated and graduated from the University of Manchester, lost the whip after admitting to sharing personal numbers of his colleagues with an anonymous individual he met on the gay dating app Grindr. The politician said he was pressured by the individual to share the numbers after he previously sent intimate pictures of himself to the person, named “Charlie”. Willy has resigned from his roles leading the Commons Public Administration and Constitutional Affairs Committee and as vice-chairman of the 1922 Committee, and chose to surrender the Conservative whip in the wake of the scandal.
- Mark Menzies, Conservative MP for Fylde, privately educated and graduated from the University of Glasgow, lost the whip for allegations of embezzling party funds to fund his medical expenses and to pay off bad people he met on Grindr. After investigation, the Party said that it could not conclude that there had been a misuse of Party funds, but Menzies had shown a "pattern of behaviour that falls below the standards expected of MPs". Menzies says he will not be standing at the next election. Well, that's a relief.
- Diane Abbott, Labour MP for Hackney North and Stoke Newington, Grammar School educated and graduated from Cambridge University, lost the whip last April after writing a letter to The Observer newspaper in which she suggested Jewish, Irish and Traveller people are not subject to racism “all their lives”. She is under investigation by the Labour Party.
- Crispin Blunt, Conservative MP for Reigate, educated at Sandhurst and graduated from University College, Durham, had the whip withdrawn following his arrest for rape and possession of controlled substances in October 2023. He remains on police bail.
- Andrew Bridgen, Conservative MP for North West Leicestershire, state educated and graduated from the University of Nottingham, had the whip suspended in January 2023 after he tweeted comments comparing the Covid vaccine to the Holocaust. Tory chief whip Simon Hart said Mr Bridgen had “crossed a line, causing great offence in the process”.
- Nick Brown, Labour MP for Newcastle upon Tyne East, Grammar School educated and graduated from the University of Manchester, lost the whip in September 2022 pending the outcome of an internal investigation into a complaint against him. The nature of the complaint has not been made public.
- Jeremy Corbyn, Labour MP for Islington North, state educated and failed to graduate from a degree course in Trade Union Studies at North London Polytechnic having argued with his tutors,. had the whip removed and was suspended by the party in 2020 after responding to a highly critical report on antisemitism within the party by saying the scale of the problem had been “dramatically overstated for political reasons”.
- Geraint Davies, Labour MP for Swansea West, state educated and graduated from Jesus College, Oxford, whipless following allegations of sexual harassment made in June last year and boasting that he brought sex workers into Parliament for drinks.
- Sir Jeffrey Donaldson, D.U.P. MP for Lagan Valley, state educated and attended Castlereagh College, had the whip removed following his arrest by Northern Ireland's Police Service for allegations of sexual offences.
- Jonathan Edwards, Plaid Cymru MP for Carmarthen East and Dinefwr MP, state educated and graduated from the University of Wales, Aberystwith, lost the whip after his arrest and police caution for assaulting his wife. In August 2022, Plaid Cymru said it would readmit Edwards to its Westminster group, but he chose to remain an Independent after his wife denounced the decision, saying this would allow a “period of calm reflection”.
- Matt Hancock, Conservative MP for West Suffolk, privately educated and graduated from Oxford and also from Cambridge, lost the whip in November 2022, having flown to Australia to appear on I’m A Celebrity … Get Me Out Of Here! despite Parliament being in session. He has said he will not stand as an MP at the next election. He competed in the London Marathon (snorts derisively) today.
- Julian Knight, Conservative MP for Solihull, state educated and graduated from the University of Hull, had the whip suspended in December 2022 following allegations of serious sexual assault reported to the Metropolitan Police. The investigation was subsequently referred to Essex Police, who closed the inquiry in February this year after deciding there was insufficient evidence to bring charges. Knight said he would take “a little time now to choose my next steps and recover my mental health” and adding that he would “under no circumstances” seek the return of the Conservative whip. Again, that's a relief.
- Angus MacNeil, SNP MP for Nah-Eileanan an Iar, (Western Isles), state educated and graduated from Strathclyde Uiversity, was suspended and lost the whip in August 2023 following a long-running dispute with its leadership when he accused the SNP of a lack of urgency in pursuing independence.
- Conor McGinn, Labour MP for St Helens North, state educated and graduated from London Metropolitan University, lost the whip pending an internal party investigation into a complaint against him. The nature of the complaint has not been made public.
- Kate Osamor, Labour MP for Edmonton, state educated and attended the University of East London, lost the whip over comments she made in January 2024 in which she appeared to say in a post about Holocaust Memorial Day that the war in Gaza should be remembered as a genocide.
- Rob Roberts, Conservative MP for Delwyn, state educated, did not attend University, lost the whip in May 2021 after making repeated and unwanted advances towards a member of staff.
- Bob Stewart, Conservative MP for Beckenham, privately educated, Sandhurst, then graduated from the University College of Wales, Aberystwith, lost the Conservative whip in November 2023 following his conviction for racially abusing an activist by telling him to “go back to Bahrain”. Stewart’s conviction was overturned on appeal in February, but he remains under investigation by Parliament’s standards watchdog and continues to sit as an Independent.
- Claudia Webbe, Labour MP for Leicester West, state educated and graduated from Lanchester Polytechnic, lost the whip in September 2020 when she was charged with harassment. The harassment was directed at a woman who was having an affair with her partner, and allegedly included a threat to send 'naked' photographs of the victim to her children. The threats also allegedly included Webbe saying "You should be acid". She was subsequently convicted of the offence of harassment but not of making a threat of an acid attack a year later and given a suspended 10-week prison sentence and ordered to do 200 hours of community service.
- Of the 647 elected MPs, 18 lost the whip.
- The party distribution is: 8 Conservative, 7 Labour, 1 D.U.P., 1 Plaid Cymru, 1 SNP
- 7 allegations relating to sexual misconduct, up to and including police involvement
- 5 allegations relating to various forms of racism
- 2 convictions for violence
- 2 undisclosed internal matters
- 1 for absenting himself from work
- 1 dispute about party policy
- 15 males, 3 females
- Of our group of 18 whip-less miscreants, 14 are graduates, 3 of them being from the prestigious Universities: 1 Cambridge, 1 Oxford and 1 Oxford and Cambridge.
You kind of expect better, don't you? You don't really expect those politicians elected to serve their country by regulating the economy, securing its defence, ensuring internal security and good order and providing and maintaining systems to treat the sick and financially support those unable to work, to be criminals, racists, sex beasts and pathetic pests - but there it is; again and again, week by week, politicians are revealed in their unlovely reality. Mr ishmael never had any illusions about them. Here's an extract from his essay:
The Scum Also Rises:
We face a future of unelected
national governments, alliances of worthless, thieving, tyrannical fuckpigs -
career politicians. There is so little faith in political parties, so scant a
likelihood of majority acclamation that whichever concocted tribe of thieves,
child molesters, drunks and traitors can feign a majority will barge into
Downing Street, claiming, as do the current shit-eaters, that the country
actually elected them, even though, resoundingly, we didn't.
The obvious purpose of these new governments will be to further spread the almost global dominance of consumeriste totalitairianisme nouvelle, to promote, among those people who are neither corporeatistes or members of MediaMinster, a barren insatiability, to promote a sense of national values based on the acquisition of stuff; we see it already, the fathomless grievance of the i-phone addict, the poor wretch, trapped in his pathetic, digitised life, who knows that the next model will do so much more than the current one, yet cannot afford his purchase; the zombies who foregather in the TopGear studio, cheering and applauding cars which they will never even see close-up, much less own; the fashionistas, gasping for the latest atrocities, torture garments excreted from the demented, drug enfeebled minds of grotesque, women-hating fairies. And then there's the latest, franchised Hollywood blockbuster, the latest computer game, the latest album from whoever-it-is; there's the multiple branches of Cruelty TeeVee - your voice is shit, your house is shit, your cooking is shit, your general knowledge is shit, you are the shittiest link, fuck off and die; there's even, I believe, a show about your body and your face being shit, Embarrassing Bodies, isn't it?
Filthy bastards in MediaMinster promote divisions, black and brown against white, healthy against sick, young against old. Never, though, do they imperil the Great Divide, that between Rich and Poor.
And in this obscene digitised reality of hatred and dissatisfaction people are both tantalised and cudgelled by the property behemoth; look, you don't need proper wages, they are told - and they believe it - the price of your house is tripling every five minutes; we have made you millionaires.
Already, we are no longer citizens, with rights; instead, if we are not hard-working families, we fall into some enemy group within, some group which must be coralled, oppressed, our rights re-assessed by some poisonous, embittered rodent.
But for the purposes of this essay it doesn't matter in the slightest which of the vermin wins the election, not in the slightest; it wouldn't matter if there wasn't an election, things will be the same whoever sits on the government benches. Politicians - smug, smirking, shameless bullies, unbedevilled by conscience, the personification of patriotism being the scoundrel's last refuge; when he wakes up, he's lying, when his lips move, he's lying his arse off.
There was a time, in my lifetime, when political parties meant different things, were differently peopled. Before my time, but Winston Churchill was the greatest, the most important leader in British history bar none - but he would have made a fucking awful post-war leader. There'd be no health service, just for a start. Without the '45 Labour government many of those who now damn the labour movement would have known only rickets, poverty and slums, God rot their fucking infantile, short-sighted, led-by-the-nose stupidity.
Harold McMillan had seen and stepped in the slaughter of the Somme, he was a landowner and a wealthy publisher, but he seemed, nonetheless, a decent sort of Tory, rebuking Whisky Maggie and her spivs, Tebbit and Heseltine, Lawson and Clark, for selling-off the family silver, as he called their criminal privatisations.
Alec Douglas Home, Harold Wilson, Ted Heath, Tony Benn, even the customarily seedy Liberal, Jeremy Thorpe, these were distinguishable, they and their parties, one from another.
No longer. All sit now, on the Great Latrine of State, shitting in our faces, regardless of putative party differences, the same villainous crew shits the same shit all over us.
And here we are, governed by spivs and nobodies who, in each party, have felt able to ditch their manifestos and do exactly as they please. They trashed the shipyards, they trashed the steel mills, the car industry, the motorbike industry while tirelessly blaming the workers for the errors of shitty management, lack of imagination and stupidity. I swear if I hear, just one more time, that Britain's industrial decline is all down to Red Robbo, I will scream. And then they trashed the coal mines and their communities - “let's face it, those fucking miners, they were the enemy within, as bad as the disabled people are now”. And they trashed the fishing industry. And now they've trashed the corner shop and the High Street.
They're trashing the health service, they're trashing the Greenbelt and those parts of education which they haven't yet trashed, they're getting round to; gibbering, bug-eyed little spit machine, Gove, playing BackToTheFifties to an audience of moribund redneck masturbators raging and drooling in the columns of the Filth-O-Graph. Social care is underfunded whilst they pour trillions into the pockets of banksters; they are trashing the army yet spending more imaginary trillions on useless aircraft carriers and obscenely suicidal nukes. The only thing we can be sure of is that all along this trail of destruction and ruin our masters, locally and nationally, will have had their fingers in the till, their lips clamped firmly around Money's cock. No point anyone trying to dissuade me of this, tell me something different, it's not that I think these things or suspect these things. I know these things.
MediaMinster, they really are
good for fuck all. Just add the seven and a half million flushed down the
sluice to the millions burnt alive, shot-for-fun, tortured, chemicalised and
collateralised in the Middle East and South Asia, shameless,
murdering scumbags, that's our legislature.
I was certainly raised - insofar
as I was raised at all - to detest and despise politicians. Thieves, liars,
nonces and degenerates. We must, before it is too late, rid ourselves of these
criminals and see that they are punished. LibLabConGreenJockTribesmen or
Ukippers, they are all the same. We have done it before. No more
coalitions, no more compromises, no more criminal privatisations of our
own property and our own resources; throw them out, the career politicians, all of them, and if they won't
go, take to the streets and hang a few of them. Now, that's liberal talk.
The obvious purpose of these new governments will be to further spread the almost global dominance of consumeriste totalitairianisme nouvelle, to promote, among those people who are neither corporeatistes or members of MediaMinster, a barren insatiability, to promote a sense of national values based on the acquisition of stuff; we see it already, the fathomless grievance of the i-phone addict, the poor wretch, trapped in his pathetic, digitised life, who knows that the next model will do so much more than the current one, yet cannot afford his purchase; the zombies who foregather in the TopGear studio, cheering and applauding cars which they will never even see close-up, much less own; the fashionistas, gasping for the latest atrocities, torture garments excreted from the demented, drug enfeebled minds of grotesque, women-hating fairies. And then there's the latest, franchised Hollywood blockbuster, the latest computer game, the latest album from whoever-it-is; there's the multiple branches of Cruelty TeeVee - your voice is shit, your house is shit, your cooking is shit, your general knowledge is shit, you are the shittiest link, fuck off and die; there's even, I believe, a show about your body and your face being shit, Embarrassing Bodies, isn't it?
Filthy bastards in MediaMinster promote divisions, black and brown against white, healthy against sick, young against old. Never, though, do they imperil the Great Divide, that between Rich and Poor.
And in this obscene digitised reality of hatred and dissatisfaction people are both tantalised and cudgelled by the property behemoth; look, you don't need proper wages, they are told - and they believe it - the price of your house is tripling every five minutes; we have made you millionaires.
Already, we are no longer citizens, with rights; instead, if we are not hard-working families, we fall into some enemy group within, some group which must be coralled, oppressed, our rights re-assessed by some poisonous, embittered rodent.
But for the purposes of this essay it doesn't matter in the slightest which of the vermin wins the election, not in the slightest; it wouldn't matter if there wasn't an election, things will be the same whoever sits on the government benches. Politicians - smug, smirking, shameless bullies, unbedevilled by conscience, the personification of patriotism being the scoundrel's last refuge; when he wakes up, he's lying, when his lips move, he's lying his arse off.
There was a time, in my lifetime, when political parties meant different things, were differently peopled. Before my time, but Winston Churchill was the greatest, the most important leader in British history bar none - but he would have made a fucking awful post-war leader. There'd be no health service, just for a start. Without the '45 Labour government many of those who now damn the labour movement would have known only rickets, poverty and slums, God rot their fucking infantile, short-sighted, led-by-the-nose stupidity.
Alec Douglas Home, Harold Wilson, Ted Heath, Tony Benn, even the customarily seedy Liberal, Jeremy Thorpe, these were distinguishable, they and their parties, one from another.
No longer. All sit now, on the Great Latrine of State, shitting in our faces, regardless of putative party differences, the same villainous crew shits the same shit all over us.
And here we are, governed by spivs and nobodies who, in each party, have felt able to ditch their manifestos and do exactly as they please. They trashed the shipyards, they trashed the steel mills, the car industry, the motorbike industry while tirelessly blaming the workers for the errors of shitty management, lack of imagination and stupidity. I swear if I hear, just one more time, that Britain's industrial decline is all down to Red Robbo, I will scream. And then they trashed the coal mines and their communities - “let's face it, those fucking miners, they were the enemy within, as bad as the disabled people are now”. And they trashed the fishing industry. And now they've trashed the corner shop and the High Street.
They're trashing the health service, they're trashing the Greenbelt and those parts of education which they haven't yet trashed, they're getting round to; gibbering, bug-eyed little spit machine, Gove, playing BackToTheFifties to an audience of moribund redneck masturbators raging and drooling in the columns of the Filth-O-Graph. Social care is underfunded whilst they pour trillions into the pockets of banksters; they are trashing the army yet spending more imaginary trillions on useless aircraft carriers and obscenely suicidal nukes. The only thing we can be sure of is that all along this trail of destruction and ruin our masters, locally and nationally, will have had their fingers in the till, their lips clamped firmly around Money's cock. No point anyone trying to dissuade me of this, tell me something different, it's not that I think these things or suspect these things. I know these things.
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29 comments:
Used to be a safe rule of thumb that Tory scandals lurked below the waist, while Labour gracefalls stuck to swag. Perhaps the new intake want to cement their (fondly imagined) broad appeal by applying a kind of Diversity Ethic to bad behaviour, mixing filth & finance in a tasty little cocktail. Poor dear. Not just mercy Ming is short on. Brains, much?
v./
Uniparty in all respects, mr verge, as you say.
Used to be red or white colours; now the same shade of khaki.
This is substantially the same population of MPs who systematically stole from us for years until exposed during the expenses scandal. And you still vote for them?
The motivation of people to become politicians is fairly straightforward - wealth and sex, as mr verge says. Maybe they have a politician in the family who whispered sage words of advice - get elected, then milk the expenses, solicit bribes to lobby on behalf of the interests of the briber, enjoy cheap booze and plentiful totty. The puzzle is, as mr mongoose says, that the electorate still turns out and votes for this shower. Especially when all this information is freely available on Wiki and a quick internet trawl will reveal past news articles relating the scandals in detail. Many voters will be voting for the party, not the flawed individual standing in front of them in his or her expensive suit and haircut. Many will be taken in by the trappings of confidence and the pretence of integrity. Just shows to go you - you can fool most of the people most of the time.
And no, I don't know what political system would be an improvement. Maybe a rota or a random selection, like jury service - sorry, but its your turn now. Oh yes, and get them out of Westminster - hold their hooting, braying and debates out of London - in the cities of the North and of Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland. When they appear on telly, make them wear track suits - get them out of their uniforms of prosperity. Drain the fricking prestige and deference out of the system. Stop subsidising their meals and booze. Conduct alcohol and drug tests before they start work - 'god sake, train drivers and air pilots have to submit to testing and they only have the capacity to kill a few hundred, not like our politicians, who can and do engage in wars that kill millions. If they have to live away from home to conduct parliamentary duties, make them live in hostels, with no additional expenses.
Treat them like the rabble they are.
considering this country's supposed standing as a democracy, i am compelled to note the disturbing number of mps suspended for thought-crimes - a cohort, packed with career-controversialists, which duly comprises:
diane abbott
andrew bridgen
jeremy corbyn
matt hancock
angus macneil
and
kate osamor
however, i might add that, for two of these selfless shit-stirrers, their suspension actually proved a blessing-in-disguise - i refer naturally to:
kate horrorcore mp - suspended because she thought it a bit off to be killing gazan civilians in their tens-of-thousand, but who, in a twist of high irony, should already have been chucked out of the labour party, back in 2018, for common hooliganism, attacking press-freedom, and abusing her position as a member-of-parliament.
and to:
matt harmflock mp - suspended because he thought it a jolly nice idea to promote conservatism on reality-tv, but who by rights should already have been expelled from the conservative party for committing lockdown-and-vaccine-genocide against the british people.
of course, in the case of horrorcore - whose family-business is establishment-politics - it would appear that her parliamentary predicament has been considerably eased by virtue of mummy sitting in the house-of-lords...
meanwhile, matt harmflock's blasé evasion of justice has been immensely facilitated by virtue of his own prosecution - for crimes-against-humanity - logically necessitating the parallel-prosecution of every murdering bastard minister in government.
I like the idea of random picks like jury selection. For a single term. Also, only those who pay rates and income tax (or have paid income tax) so the pickees have some skin in the game.
There may have been other factors at play, mr ultrapox, but I believe that Matt Hancox was suspended because he didn't go to work - MPs are paid on the basis that they show up to the House of Commons.
It's an old idea, mr mike, stems from Athenian democracy, but then 70% of the population were excluded from having to take a turn - women and slaves were excluded, as only adult free men, called metics, were included.
Frank Field died. Say what you like but he cared about poor people and helping them get free of poverty. Mr Tory Blather has been recorded as saying that Frank was one of those unsuited for office. (One would imagine that self-reflection is not one of Tony's strengths.)
They are like the fingers of a hand - politicians of honour, even if you disagree with them. Who are they? Were they, I am afraid... Frank, Enoch Powell, Michael Foot... Not Maggie, not Tony Benn, not Whitelaw, not Castle... And one can't be one of these saints, I fear, if one has slithered up the greasy pole to the top. One gets used up, I expect.
Hey ho. Well done, Frank. RIP.
Course he was totally unsuited for office, mr mongoose, more bothered about his constituents rather than how many sandniggers could be killed this time.
Just read a fascinating book, Twighlight over England, William Joyce. He knew. Democracy, a fuckin sham, a scam, a belief in the unbelievable, the unobtainable- for the ordinary man - You elect someone you’ve never heard of, let alone met, never questioned, never got to know, doesn’t even come frae your neck o’the woods, never had a job like you, never had to scrimp n save like you, yet you vote for him n his party, his leader, and hand over vast amounts of hard earned, to enjoy a lifestyle you can only dream of.
It’s almost as if you could vote to tell your boss at work to change the way he does things, don’t you think the shareholders might have summat to say?
Yes, in answer to your question mrs I, all blokes, given the power, money, lack of accountability will behave like the degenerate in the photo.
if harmflock hadn't gone to work, he'd have saved an awful fucking lot of lives, mrs ishmael.
You should add Dave Nellist, onetime MP for Coventry South, who accepted his full salary but gave 54% of it away to good causes. Here's a link to a little article about him: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-coventry-warwickshire-23289962
And yes, Frank Field seemed a decent bloke.
Even you, mr inmate?
Not able to launch a successful prosecution for murder, extortion, torture, etc, the authorities were only able to imprison Al Capone on tax evasion charges. Matt Hancock may well have been a disgrace to his high office, mr ultrapox, but he shared Capone's fate of being dealt with for a more minor offence - in his case appearing on a degrading reality TV show. It was reported that he was paid £400,000 for his appearance on the show. Did he return his Parliamentary salary for the period when he was absent from work?
As I said a little way back down the road, mrs I, if men are never told NO, never accountable for their actions, from childhood to adulthood, being a cunt is/becomes the norm. Handcock is a typical example, already had responsibilities, well paid, luxury lifestyle, yet chose to make more money and fame
A good article and recording of Mr Nellist, just goes to prove my point. A man who new hard times, unemployed before becoming an MP and never forgot where he came from.
I have sympathy for one of the people on this list- Andrew Bridgen.The trying to ensure the covid debacle never happens again, and actually stating those responsible need to brought to justice.
A recent tweet on X related to the Scottish Covid Inquiry:
Andrew Bridgen MP
@ABridgen
Scottish Covid Inquiry has revealed that the reason for excess deaths in care Homes in the months of covid was primarily to do with the barbaric medical protocols in place…
- Blanket ‘do not attempt CPR’ orders being placed on resident
- Blanket ban on ambulance call outs to Care Homes
- No care home call outs by GPs
- Restrictions on family members visiting their loved ones in care homes
- GPs issuing remote prescriptions for ‘End-of-Life’ medication for Care Home residents, which include many unnecessary doses of the deadly killer drug midazolan!
- No highly efficient preventive treatments and highly effective, highly safe early treatments like therapeutic doses of vitamin D, ivermectin, hydroxychloroquine, and zinc. These proven life-saving treatments were not allowed or even considered!
All of these factors combined to generate the vast majority of the 2,500 excess deaths in Scottish Care Homes during the first 10 week lockdown, from 23rd March 2020 to 31st May 2020.
Many other countries like for example, Denmark had the same rates of covid cases as Scotland did, yet had ZERO excess deaths in ALL age categories during the same period, not surprisingly Denmark had NONE of these barbaric protocols in place in their Care homes!
Denmark, like all other countries that conducted mass vaccinations, only experienced excess deaths in their care homes AFTER the rollout of the experimental mrna injectables.
2:33 AM · Apr 26, 2024
So not only were the old-folk denied treatment, they were actively killed off, then forced to get mrna-experimental injections that further exacerbated myo-carditis deaths. The level of cruelty involved matches Mengeles experiments.
Do we need better political representation-undoubtedly, but lets be careful when the cull begins.
mr cascadian, not only were the elderly and vulnerable residents of care homes left, or helped, to die during the 'covid'-lockdowns, but extremely sick patients were also cruelly discharged from hospital - either into the clinically-abandoned care-facilities or - without medical support - to their own homes - and it was this genocidal policy which accounted exclusively for the excess-'covid'-mortality.
Boris Johnson and Handcock have much to answer for mr ultrapox, as do many other politicians and "medical" personnel around the world. We are led by morons.
The genocide continues apace, I read today of a 400% increase in "unaccountable" still-births and spontaneous abortions.
My comment of 26 April 2024 at 22:17 has an important ommission. the first line should read:
I have sympathy for one of the people on this list- Andrew Bridgen.The ONLY MP trying to ensure the covid debacle never happens
There was a great deal of stupidity during the pandemic in Scotland - which reflected the lack of understanding and lack of preparedness in Britain, and probably globally. Being a Radio 4 addict, I've heard numerous tales of how unpleasant lockdown was in the cities, for folk living in little flats with no gardens, allowed out for only 1 hour a day. Lockdown life was very much easier in Orkney - there isn't the pressure on land, so people generally have a decent garden and rhubarb patch (essential for civilised living), they could go shopping, create bubbles of close friends or relatives and take long walks or swim in the sea. The weather was glorious in the spring and summer of 2020. Yes, the crazy policy of sending hospital patients home at pace, without Covid testing, pertained here, too, because the Scottish Government required empty hospitals to accommodate the anticipated floods of people seriously ill with Covid (which never transpired), care homes were closed to visitors to limit the possibility of infection and the staff had to test themselves for Covid before gong on shift every day. But it was really our island geography that kept us safe - the borders were closed early, when it was realised that the world was in the grip of a pandemic. The ferries still ran, to bring in produce and allow essential agency workers to go home and return, but staff interrogated anyone attempting to buy a ferry ticket, to ensure they had one of the allowable reasons for travel. Similarly with the air services.
There was very little Covid in Orkney - closing the borders and quarantine kept incidence way down, allowing time for the development of effective vaccines.
Had the Westminster Government taken a similarly strong response and closed Britain's borders - because Britain is an island and relatively easy to quarantine, matters might have developed very differently and the incidence of Covid might have been as low as in Orkney. After all, the Covid virus originated in China and the only way it got into Britain was through human transmission via international travel. A weak, ill-informed government failed to implement the simple precaution of closing the borders.
We must hope that they get it right next time. For there will be another pandemic. They are calling it Disease Y (Covid was Disease X). Probably be along in a couple of years. There are many parts of the world where the living conditions of humans are ideal for zoonotic transmission of disease.
It would appear you have accepted the govament propaganda mrs I, effective vaxxine, really, in what way? In the past if 1 in 10,000 was injured or died due to vaccine it would be removed, as with the AZ vaxx. However it is reported that 1in 800 have suffered damage from the mRNA vaxx, yet it is still being pushed.
If the govament wished too harm as many people as possible, then yes the vaxxines have been effective.
Closing the borders worked well for Aus and NZ I don’t think, yes they had very little convid while locking people in camps and the most restrictive rules of anywhere in the world, however, once the borders were re-opened the bug ran rife.
Empty hospitals and empty Nightingale hospitals of course, gave us the TikTok dancing nurses, they were that bored.
mrs ishmael, although, during lockdowns, hospital patients were discharged into care-homes without being first 'tested' for 'covid'-infection, this failure-to-test in fact constitutes a deviously-devised distraction from determining the true cause of excess-mortality under 'covid'-lockdown - a red herring, if you like - and this is simply because the infection-fatality-rate of 'covid' was not sufficiently elevated as to precipitate excess-mortality - the severity of 'covid' being merely comparable to that of common seasonal coronavirus-infections.
indeed, during the scientifically-fabricated aids-crisis, the pcr-test itself had already been deemed inappropriate for clinical use by its nobel-prize-winning creator, kary mullis, and moreover, during the statistically-fabricated 'covid'-pandemic, the generic pcr-testing for 'covid' was widely condemned for not only being incorrectly-implemented, but also incorrectly-formulated.
as andrew bridgen mp has pointed out, it is quite straightforward to prove that lockdowns themselves caused the excess-'pandemic'-death, yet the assorted uk-governments refuse even to consider the publicly-available evidence of this hard truth, which can be established by comparing excess-mortality during the 'circuit-breaker'-lockdown in wales - imposed 23.10.2020 to 09.11.2020 - with excess-mortality for the same period in england, scotland, and northern ireland - where no simultaneous lockdown was implemented...
and low-and-behold, a huge spike in excess-mortality emerges in the welsh data, when none exists in the corresponding data for england, scotland, and northern ireland.
unfortunately, due to criminally-manipulated figures having been submitted by the uk health security agency, the evidence of this excess-mortality-spike has, since 05.10.2023, suspiciously vanished from euromomo's "wales uk" excess-mortality-graph...
and methinks therefore that, come the general election, health-minister dame andrea leadsom is going to be faced with some extremely awkward questions from reform uk, which i understand, from reliable sources, is most keen to expose this fraudulent manipulation of excess-mortality-data - together with the politically-motivated suppression, by all four uk-governments, of any investigation into vaccine-injury-and-death.
closing britain's borders, mrs ishmael, would have been completely ineffective in stopping the spread of 'covid', since, according to icelandic genetics expert dr kari stefansson, 'covid'-infection was already well-established in the uk by the beginning of the so-called pandemic - and from personal experience, i can assure you that 'covid' was actually circulating in london from, at latest, may 2019.
furthermore, it's always worth reviewing the quality-evidence provided by oxford professor of epidemiology sunetra gupta, who in march 2020 maintained that 'covid'-infection represented the end of a non-serious seasonal-type epidemic, rather than the beginning of a killer-pandemic.
finally, sars-cov-2 did not have zoonotic origins, but is generally accepted by bio-chemists to have been cooked-up in a lab - probably in wuhan or the netherlands. indeed, given the presence of this virus in london from may 2019, and the fact that president putin bombed ukrainian bio-warfare-labs with the very first salvo of the russia-ukraine war, there is a high chance that sars-cov-2 was released as a bio-weapon, by ukrainian nazis, against ethnic russians in the donbass.
There has been much speculation and many proliferating, sometimes conflicting, theories, mr ultrapox, both about the origin of Covid, the severity of the disease during its first iteration and the efficacy of the various vaccines developed by different pharmaceutical companies.
Have you had Covid? I have - I caught it when travel restrictions were lifted and I left Orkney, where the quarantine had worked, and went to England to visit friends and family. It was not a mild illness. It was not comparable to other "non-serious seasonal-type epidemics" that I have suffered. It damn near killed our Prime Minister, and he a man in robust health, fit as a butcher's dog and still fathering healthy children into what, in other men, would be described as the autumn of their lives.
The Chinese Government released the genome of the Covid virus in January 2020, which enabled scientists across the world to build vaccines which showed people's immune systems the spike protein in the virus that allowed those immune systems to mount a defence against the invasion of the virus - kill it before it could turn the cells in the human body into virus-creating factories before they burst to turn every human into a virus vector. The scientists used an existing "platform technology", where much of the work has been done - the antigen (the part of the pathogen against which the immune response is made) is identified; and then synthetic DNA that provides the instructions to make the antigen is then added to the platform technology to make the specific vaccine. Most future vaccines will be made in this way. And not just to stimulate immune systems to eat up invading coronavirus. A vaccine is under development, using a platform technology, that will instruct people's immune systems to attack cancerous cells.
Covid did have zoonotic origins - it is based on a coronavirus collected from bats in caves near Wuhan. It was then, in all probability, altered in a bio-weapons facility in Wuhan. Whether it escaped or was deliberately released is a matter for conjecture. But it is of animal origin. Whether the next nasty disease will originate in the flesh markets of crowded Chinese cities, or from a biological weapons laboratory operated by any one of the many countries engaged in biological warfare, ourselves included, is, again, a matter of speculation. But it will come, rest assured - every local authority in Britain has emergency contingency planning in place. Orkney's contingency plan includes provision for commandeering butcher's freezers and for a portable morgue to be sent up from Inverness, as the local facilities are insufficient to deal with the anticipated number of corpses.
So we will be glad of the existence of platform technologies to produce vaccine for the new disease at pace - and we must hope that the originating country will be as helpful as the Chinese were in releasing the coronavirus genome.
That is a very helpful summary, mr ultrapox, thank you for it - and commiserations on your encounters with Covid, which sound worse than my experience. Again, I must caution you against unproven allegations which might get the blog into trouble - could you re-post your comment without the allegation about boris jabscum? And I'll delete the problematic version.
Thanks,
mrs ishmael, like many others, i caught 'covid-19' in may 2019, and it's an unmistakably nasty 'flu-type-bug', which is severely aggravated by underlying gut-damage, however most 'covid'-cases are treatable at home through the provision of care and attention by family-members, who can ensure that a sufferer is admitted to hospital should an emergency arise - hence the genocidal effect of self-isolation.
the essential point to understand is that, although circulating in london for much of 2019, 'covid' caused no concern in the medical establishment and, more importantly, no excess-death - which only occurred once lockdown had been imposed. i did not catch 'covid' again until infected by a variant in september 2021, and then unfortunately, proceeded to be infected by two further variants during the first half of 2022.
mrna-technology is completely new as a platform for vaccines, the safety of which - no matter how they are developed - has always been notoriously tricky to ensure - furthermore, the ineffectiveness of the 'covid'-vaccines has been demonstrated by their inability to either counteract variants or prevent transmission. the 'covid'-spike-protein's proclivity for causing blood-clots and heart-problems proves that, when designing vaccines, it is vital to select an antigen which causes no physical harm - yet in reality, this is a process so complex that it may take five, ten, or more years.
due to a phenomenon known as "original antigenic sin", 'covid'-boosters - designed to induce specific immunity against a given 'covid'-variant - in fact simply produce an immune-response identical to that produced by the body upon its first encounter with 'covid'. in the case of many types of vaccine - including the spectrum of 'covid'-vaccines - serial boosting alone will eventually damage or destroy the innate immune-system - allowing aggressive cancer to rip through human-organs.
the mrc toxicology unit in cambridge has discovered that mrna-vaccines are plagued by a design-fault which prevents their genetic instructions from being properly decoded by the human-cells targeted, and that consequently, in nearly a third of vaccinees, a nonsense-protein is created which induces the body to mount an inappropriate immune-response - nevertheless there has, thus far, been no official admission that this form of vaccine-damage to the innate immune-system could be leaving vaccinees defenceless to cancer.
using untrialled medical technology to combat unsurvivable diseases, such as cancer, comprises a completely different moral scenario to one in which we are seeking to treat a commonly survivable illness, such as 'covid' - and therefore, in the case of cancer-therapies, a radically amended set of risk-benefit calculations must apply.
mrs ishmael, aside from being a dangerously ambitious and selfish war-monger, boris jabscum is an overweight drinker, by-the-way...
however do you consider it possible that he fell sick in april 2020 as a result of having covertly received the prototype 'covid'-vaccine? and if so, do you think he took this action on the advice of our intelligence services?
Thank you, mr ultrapox, well-fielded.
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