Monday 9 September 2013

WOMAN TALKS SHIT. RELIGIOUS NUTJOB IS SO FED UP THAT SHE IS LEAVING. IN TWO YEARS.

EXCLUSIVE TO THE OBSERVER, VOICE OF THE COALITION. 


Speaking fluent arsespeak, Ms Sarah Teather, of the ShitEaters Party, formerly DipsosRus, formerly Pantsdowners, formerly AbortionistsRus formerly ClosetGayDogShootersRus, has announced that she's feeling a bit down, is a bit miffed at her boss, the laughable,  unelected Deputy Prime Minister, wannabe warmonger and political wanker, Mr Nick Clegg.

Ms Teather is so fed up that she is  not resigning from parliament and not resigning from the ShitEaters although she has said that she will leave at the next election at which point she didn't, anyway, have a snowball's chance in Hell of being re-elected.  Silly cow.

5 comments:

Old timer said...

Well, let's face it, 3 more years at the trough will buy a lot of smoked salmon bagels come the day...

DtP said...

If we take this shit at face value - and that's a bloody assumption and a half - then it would seem that resigning is a singular irrelevance if merely opposed to a policy directive when a greater contribution would best be conducted through caucus, through blackmail, through expression of crossing the floor but this shit - nailed to whatever home made principles she's got today has decided, on reflection no doubt - they all seem to decide shit 'on reflection' that it's better off for her to throw the towel in after claiming best part of £250,000 for her troubles.

As the old saying goes - you can't buy love but sincerity sure comes err...cheap!

callmeishmael said...

That's right, she's a thieving cunt, like all of them.


Although I think that in these days of Govament of National Unity the idea of crossing the floor is now redundant.

yardarm said...

Wait till Cable goes: imagine the endless sub Alan Bennet whingeing we`ll hear then.

the wolfgang porkskratzschkin huffometer said...

little miss piggy knows that the liberal-conservative coalition is made from political straw consisting in an ideology of immoral self-justifying race-war acting as a thin and largely translucent asphalt skin-cover for mercantilist exploitation and crude international pillage - the coalition construction has neither foundations in social conscience nor the building bricks of true conservatism.