"Of course the reason we Brits don't like to eat horsemeat is that we don't like to eat animals which eat other animals........."
Shitts, or whtever he calls himself these days, is, quite fittingly, chairman of Cameron's and Osborne's Conservative Party. How can they lose ?
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To be fair to them, horses do not eat other horses, they are not canibalistic. They only eat smaller animals like rats, snakes, and empeas.
One of the funniest things I ever witnessed, years ago, was when the master of the hunt had dismounted and was trying to chat up a ruddy-faced horsewoman and was generally making a proper twat of himself. His horse was a monstrous gray stallion which looked like he had been having a bad day up to that point and was getting increasingly fidgety as his master droned on. Suddenly, with the speed of a striking snake, he wound his neck round and took a bloody great bite out of the master's arse. Came away with bloodstained bits of trouser too ... It's amazing how high-pitched the male voice can be in the right circs. I came close to dying laughing that day ;-)
That lends a new interpretation to the old saying "the unspeakable in persuit of the uneatable".
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