MORE OF THAT ALL IN THIS TOGETHER SHIT.

I was just discussing the crisis with the blogdog, Buster.  Seeing as how he's the oldest, sickest and most vulnerable person in Ishmaelia, it's only right and proper that he bear the brunt of our very necessary deficit reduction.

Heedless of the cost, Buster has grown accustomed to eating regularly and healthily, sometimes four sachets of Caesar Senior dogfood per day, sometimes six.

Lets be clear about this, he can no longer afford to eat like this
and so we decided to halve his food.

But on reflection we decided that we could cut further,

without it harming us.....

.....like this, it's not popular with Buster but we are all in this together.

Buster's drug bill has grown exponentially as he has aged 

and this simply cannot continue.

By all means let him have the occasional aspirin, washed down with free water

but all these heart medicines  and trips to the Vet are an extravagance we can no longer afford.

Flashy clothing, too, it simply has to go if we are to balance the books.

In the cold he'll just have to exercise, a swift run along the beach'll do it, 

followed by a healthy snack of grass.

His bedding allowance, too, funded, let us not forget, by other people,

is scandalously high and we simply cannot afford

for him to lie around in comfort all day.

There, cold, hungry, comfortless, neglected and frightened; 

the weak and vulnerable

appropriately punished for the crimes of the rich.

THE PRODUCERS WOULD LIKE TO POINT OUT THAT DURING THIS PHOTO SHOOT THEY HAVE NOT ACTUALLY HARMED ANY VULNERABLE OLD PEOPLE. WHICH IS MORE THAN CAN BE SAID FOR THAT CUNT NICKY GIMP AND HIS LOATHSOME, HYPOCRITICAL  SHIT-EATING PARTNERS IN CRIME, MAY GOD SEND A FIERY PLAGUE UP THEIR POXY ARSES.





ps, he's ok, really