NORTHUMBERLAND POLICE GO THE EXTRA (AERONAUTICAL) MILE.
Chief Constable Wendy stupid, below left,
today deployed the entire RAF in the hunt for Mr bin Moat, the most dangerous man on Earth, as supersonic jets strafed local woods and infra-red helicopters hovered over every home in Rothbury, reassuring frightened villagers, It's reet, bonny lad, I fair cannae sleep at night for worryin' aboot yon mad bastard and I think the helicopter should stay over ma hoose until he's caught or preferably shot, local Mr Bill Gob, told skymadeupnewsandfilth.
today deployed the entire RAF in the hunt for Mr bin Moat, the most dangerous man on Earth, as supersonic jets strafed local woods and infra-red helicopters hovered over every home in Rothbury, reassuring frightened villagers, It's reet, bonny lad, I fair cannae sleep at night for worryin' aboot yon mad bastard and I think the helicopter should stay over ma hoose until he's caught or preferably shot, local Mr Bill Gob, told skymadeupnewsandfilth.
After the break, Can nuclear subs get up the river Tyne to join the hunt before everyone says Ah, to fuck with it, he's escaped? Stay tuned. But now the sport with Jayne Tits, Jayne, any news on the psychic octopus?
2 comments:
Mr Moat is now receiving the support and encouragement of good his friend, Paul Gascoigne, former footballer, who wants to say to him, Forget all this nonsense and come for a beer.
Satire is not only dead, it is embalmed.
Mr PTB, out to sink a couple last night I was tempted back for a late one. They put the horrible thing on the telly and sat ghoulish as the news trickled into the ground. Fuck me, I have lived too long. Bread and fucking circuses.
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