CRUFTS RUNNER-UP, CALLHIMDAVE.
US poodle, CallHimDave, has been trained to roll over on the White House lawn and to lick the private parts of a gang of redneck fuckpig Senators, anxious to be re-elected on the basis of a Jock-bashing agenda. Vote4Me, said Senator Jasper Motherfucker the Third, from Wyoming, because I want that Ayrab motherfucker back in jail even if the cocksucker's dead and gone to Allah, lock his ass back up in Scotlandland, or better still, fry his ass, dead or alive, fry his ass, nothin' smell sweeter than a sizzling raghead, I hate them sonsafuckinbitches, Vote4Me.
President Obama is said to consider it vital that no embarrassing questions be asked about the CIA and the Lockerbie Disaster. But blaming the Brits and blaming BP for what was probably an American black-op is the way to stop the Democrats melting down, come November's elections. My fellow motherfuckers, he said, addressing the nation on TeeVee. What's at issue here is not guilt or innocence, what's at issue is far more important than that, it's my re-election at stake here and I want all decent patriotic Merkin motherfuckers to know that I'll say and do anything to bring about that noble goal and if, my fellow motherfuckers, you want me to nuke Scotlandland then I'm here to tell you that, Yes, we fuckin' well can.
Now, got me a new dawg here an everytime I feel mean, I can kick his ass. An he's easy trained. Only yesterday the sonofabitch was sayin he wouildn't go and lick them Senators' balls an' assholes, but today he's doin' it even better than that other Poodle done, wossisname, the guy we're funneling all that money to, the one with the wife looks like you could park a Humvee in her kisser, Imelda, that's her. 'Sa great day for Merka, motherfuckers, got me my own poodle, CallHimDave, Here, Boy!
DOWN, LIMEYBOY.
Great to see the unelected prime minsiter of the UK saying one thing one day and doing the opposite the next. Must be the New Politics.
DOWN, LIMEYBOY.
Great to see the unelected prime minsiter of the UK saying one thing one day and doing the opposite the next. Must be the New Politics.
8 comments:
I hope he bits obarmy, instead of licking him.
BITES, that is.....looking at that indonesian imbecile makes me distracted.
To be fair Call me Dave from the BlueLabour party didn't give us a cast iron guarantee that he wouldn't talk to the senatossers. When he gives cast iron guarantees then we know we can trust him. Oh no hang on....
Tell America to FUCK OFF! They have no right to meddle in Scottish affairs, they have enough problems of their own to sort out.
Mach as I loathe him, Mr DL, I thought Alec Salmond gave this pair of cunts lessons in being a grown-up, tonight.
Was it a DEA sting and a bomb got smuggled aboard instead of a heroin package....how come a delegation of South African politicians was tipped off to take a later flight.....how come FBI men were in Lockerbie very soon after the crash....
It suits a lot of people indeed to keep the focus on BP and Magrahi, a low level mechanic rather than on other aspects of Lockerbie.
The South African and FBI aspects have never been explained and many who witnessed the trial consider al Megrahi's conviction unsound but from what I can deduce this Senatorial grandstanding is just bighair redneck opportunism in advance of the November elections, Cameron should tell them to go and fuck themselves. And if he was a real man he'd be calling for whatever evidence we might have learened of had al-Megrahi's appeal gone ahead.
The most profoundly depressing aspect of all this shit, though, for me, is the ghoulish, mediaeval insistence of so many that by not dying on time Megrahi - innocent or guilty - has failed to honour his side of the deal. Welcome to the New Politics, Welcome to the New Dark Age. Liberal Democrats? Aye, right. Cunts.
The case against Mr al-TokenRaghead was paper thin. That he was or wasn't swanning about Cyprus or Crete or whatever is neither here nor there. Junior Boys Nos 1 & 2 were sacrificed for the cause. His non-death is now an inconvenience but a lot less inconvenient than being blown to smithereens over the best part of England.
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