KENNY JAZZMAN CLARKE
STRANGER ON THE FRONT BENCH
To recover from recession the nation simply must smoke more fags; I can let you have some cheap. They're jolly good for you, I know, I used to be the health seckatry. Burst capilliaries? Nonsense, it's the studio lights. And anyway just look at Winston, pissed as a rat, all the time, just like me A-ha-ha-ha-ha
You know, Ken, some of those Brazilian boys have them this big......
Gosh do they really, and do the little minxes dig jazz, man, like Coltrane and that shit, Miles, he was a darky, too?
........but that is not the reason I had to have that emergency operation on my arse, Brazilian cock and the state of my arse are entirely unrelated ......
That, secretary of state, if I may say so, is nothing, President Obama has one this big.......
And now it's over to Samira, the token Paki, we always have one, with some of the day's other, less important, news. We like to give them a chance, better than them all running corner shops. We always have one, shows how modern we are, been doing it for thirty years now.
Thanks, Jon, you decrepit old wanker, suppose they'll carry you out of here in a box, and off to some fucking woodland burial somewhere. In other news some biddy at the Chilcot festival 
A feminist troublemaker, Elizabeth Wilmshurst.has said that Jack Torture is a prat and a bully and a liar, still, at least she didn't wind up killing herself like one of his brain-addled conquests, Fiona something or other, that's Channel Four News. The weather will be cold and wet but not over those cocksuckers in the houses of parliament.
2 comments:
Have you nipped over to Craig Murray's blog recently? He's quite agitated by the Chilcott festival and for rather plausible reasons (after being sacked by Jack Torture because the Turkmenastani err..'government' were engaged in the activity of boiling dissidents - tish, tish). But it's very good - as is the festival itself in highlighting that what we're seeing is the bloody way it's been run. Nievely I thought i'd be more impressed by their calibre but err..nope.
I dunno - good that Brown's such a dick that he thought Chilcott would be a good thing strategically for him but that's about it on the 'isn't it good?' front.
Can't find it mr DTP, got an address?
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