from Tom Clarke, Channel Four News's science correspondent.
It is the tiniest, most infinitessimally small particle, a truly amazingly small scrap of matter that not even the most amazingly powerful nuclear-powered laser microscope would ever of been able of seeing with the naked eye, said Professor Brian Smile of the BBC and D'Ream, below, and of the Large Handheld Kettle. Or whatever.
Professor Cox sings his hit, Things Can Only Get Smaller, or Bigger.
Depending on your point of universal view.
But isn't it all just really, like, amazing.
It was so small that we had to build this big tunnel thing and smash things into one another at the speed of light, just to be able to get a glimpse of it, but we finally found Prince William's brain. I'll just do this visual aid thing to show you how big Prince William's brain is: Or small. See this dot . ? This dot is a hundred gazillion times bigger than William's brain. In fact, it is a hundred trillion gazillion times bigger than William's brain.
His brother? Find his brother's brain? No, that's beyond us, if, indeed, it exists at all, which no-one sort of believes it does.
Their Royal Brainlessnesses enjoy a Bullingdon moment with some doxy.
It was so small that we had to build this big tunnel thing and smash things into one another at the speed of light, just to be able to get a glimpse of it, but we finally found Prince William's brain. I'll just do this visual aid thing to show you how big Prince William's brain is: Or small. See this dot . ? This dot is a hundred gazillion times bigger than William's brain. In fact, it is a hundred trillion gazillion times bigger than William's brain.
His brother? Find his brother's brain? No, that's beyond us, if, indeed, it exists at all, which no-one sort of believes it does.
