We are all-a seeners, said Frankie, the holy one, and-a eet eesa only fair that we all-a pray for MaxieBoy, now-a that-a he-a has-a been-a found out.
I-a weel-a geeve-a heem a Papal Knighthood and pray-a for heem. After all-a, hee has-a not-a done nuffink what we all of us in theesa business have-a done, een thee beegeening, now and-a for evermore. Eesa like mr ishmael say, eesa no beesiness like-a show beesiness. Break a leg and say three Hail Marys.
'Samazing how much cock y'can shove in the gob of a little lad, eh?
Yull do the right thing, wuntya, an' vote fer Nick Clegg.
(see ishmael passim, The Scum Also Rises.)
Saint Cyril Smith? He-a was ay great man, an inspiration to us all. Sainthood eesa not good enough for heem.
In MediaMinster, Saint Nigel Evans the Innocent could not be contacted about the troubling matter of a guilty beast being found guilty.
And I'm not kidding members and right honourable members,
this bloke's cock was this big.
His faghag, though, Christine Hamilton, said Nigel was a great personal friend of hers, as she begged for money on the street. Says all you need to know about the former Mr Deputy Speaker, close personal friend of the Hamiltons.
Can you spare a teevee programme, guv?
Christ, the charmed circle of celebrity, it's like a descent into Hell.
In MediaMinster, Saint Nigel Evans the Innocent could not be contacted about the troubling matter of a guilty beast being found guilty.
this bloke's cock was this big.
His faghag, though, Christine Hamilton, said Nigel was a great personal friend of hers, as she begged for money on the street. Says all you need to know about the former Mr Deputy Speaker, close personal friend of the Hamiltons.
Can you spare a teevee programme, guv?
Christ, the charmed circle of celebrity, it's like a descent into Hell.
