FLEET SETS SAIL
REAR ADMIRAL SNOT ANNOUNCES TASK FORCE.
An armada of small boats is sailing for the continent, if NewLabour lasts a thousand years, men will say This was Snotty's finest hour. He was the man with the resol- you-shun to find sol-you-shun to the poll-you-shun. Rejoice, the British flag now flies over Reykjavik. We are a grandmother.Vote for me.
SUB-LT. SALTY SAM 'N' DAVE.
I agree with Rear Admiral Snot and it was all my idea anyway. People should not ask What can the Royal Navy do for me but instead should proply ask what can I do for Jolly Jack Tar? Did I mention my family and the NHS?
MR MIDSHIPMAN HORATIO CLEGG
I agree with the Rear Admiral and the First Officer. At a time of national emergency, we must all milk it for as much as it's worth, on this we are all agreed. I will do my bit as a leading international statesman. People are fed up with the old Admirals.
The Liberal Party was founded in 1859.
MAGGIE MAY, THE INFAMOUS
DOCKSIDE FLOOZY
The Liberal Party was founded in 1859.
MAGGIE MAY, THE INFAMOUS
DOCKSIDE FLOOZY
Hello, Sailor.
