Christmas Quiz
I'm sorry to report that our mr mongoose has succumbed to the flu and is unable to provide us with the time-honoured Christmas Crossword. editor mr verge, the House Filthster, has stepped nobly into the breach and provided us with our Christmas sport in the form of an undemanding series of (mostly) political anagrams. Please print them off if you intend working them whilst toiletting.
Anagrams as devised by mr verge, the House Filthster
1. I wag at cnut declares timey-wimey seasonal queen.
2. Will reedy divas sing his praises at the
Lubedems Xmas party?
4. Boss marries
striker?
5. More knob-ache, Demi?
6. Hear demagogue finagle rage? Watch pond-pervert finger algae? Call old queen a leering fag? (Free anal gig for lucky milkshake fetishist.)
7. Pity litter-pickers’ damp old runt?
8. “I need job”, bleats downsized coot.
9. Starmer adds repellent moron to Embassy roster. (Always good to have a droll serpent demon in the snakepit.)
10. Prancer wined alone – the Windsor sleigh moves on without him. (His rancid new rep did him no favours.)
11. Power’s lever reaches no.11.
12. Eery anal gran promises house-building bonanza.
5. More knob-ache, Demi?
6. Hear demagogue finagle rage? Watch pond-pervert finger algae? Call old queen a leering fag? (Free anal gig for lucky milkshake fetishist.)
7. Pity litter-pickers’ damp old runt?
8. “I need job”, bleats downsized coot.
9. Starmer adds repellent moron to Embassy roster. (Always good to have a droll serpent demon in the snakepit.)
10. Prancer wined alone – the Windsor sleigh moves on without him. (His rancid new rep did him no favours.)
11. Power’s lever reaches no.11.
12. Eery anal gran promises house-building bonanza.
Caption Contest
The twelve captions of Christmas
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Anagram answers in the next Sunday Ishmael. Caption entries in the Comments, please.
Have yourselves a merry little Christmas, ishmaelites.
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