HOW I LEARNED TO STOP WORRYING AND LOVE DONALD TRUMP

It was mr tdg, back up the road, who pointed out that Donald Trump more or less epitomised the (white) American spirit;  now Trump is the bete noir of luvvies everywhere and what Trumpophobia illustrates is the threadbare, transluscent illusion  of our own democracy. 

In striking similarity to their behaviour after our  recent plebiscite, mr bungalow bill's liberal fascists now shriek that voting is all very well, a sacred right and duty, of course it is, but only as long as people vote as they are instructed by their betters; the Guardian seeks a new, national rotten borough, in which Organised Crime, celebrities, MediaMinster and  pitiable, howling mutant  Transexuals set and maintain the national agenda, and in which the Worthless Normal do as they are told;  a sunny privileged upland, where the smug, braying children of smug, braying parents - who luv'em2bits, me, mykidz -  can, equipped witn a degree in illiteracy, innumeracy and physical incompetence,  gap-year around Europe without let or hindrance,  as though they were re-embodied 18th. century gentlemen, instead of pampered, useless fuckwits, GrandTouring, horrid little fucking bastards; national service is what they need, dry stone-walling, caring for the elderly and never mind non-judgemental  gender options, cunts is what  they are, the New People and their brats, and Donald Trump lights a fire up their arses, how very dare he say these things, and how very dare tens of millions of Americans listen to him and find him Good ? This is not why we discriminate so very studiously and ethically between our coffee beans, making informed consumer choices which leave as small a footprint as possible,  this is not why we bare our arses in a frank and open - as long as people don't swear or question our integrity - frank and open and very serious dialogue on Twitter, so's Americans can vote for who they feel represents them.  I mean, what would the world be like, if people just voted for whom- or whatsoever they chose?  That's simply not what democracy's about, not in my book. And those seventeen million people, they certainly don't outnumber the three million who have signed a petition for a re-run. So there.

Four million people voted for Farage, last year, and the liberal fascists, instead of hearing a voice other than their own,  mocked the fact that the Kippers managed only one seat in parliament,  this mockery occurred despite the fact that the screechers had, during the last Coalition government,  demanded proportional representation; must've meant   proportional representation for metrosexual, dog-shooting, gender-spectruming  liberals, but FPTP for those dwelling in Northern.

Earier this year, seventeen million voted to leave the EU, and, within weeks,
 this bogus, junky humanitarian, 
We Are The World, Not Yous Fuckers.
What a cunt.

having seen-off  a junky wife he had fucked-up  and a junky daughter he had fucked-up,  struts his pigmy stage, berating folks  for disagreeing with his world-view, 


 and for their clothing, 
really important, clothing. 

Bob Geldof, in any decent society, would be stripped of his assets, rubbed down with a housebrick and deported back to his native shithole in Dublin, where he could link scrawny arms with his fellow louts, Marty Kneecaps and Gerry Nonce, in their joint pursuit of fascism. 
Instead, we have knighted the cunt, 

and posthumously deified his grotesque spawn. 
One hates to give up entirely on any poor lost soul but Geldof is and has always been such a contemptible individual that one now has no choice.  
I think maybe his own spit-flecked gob and his junky ego may, this time, have sunk him and that he may join his mates Tony, Imelda, 
 
George Bush and Spunky Bill, in splendid isolation, in that jet-set sewer, flitting nervously from hideout to hideout, 


'Sright, Bobby-boy, Shucks, y'all in big-time crime, now.

counting his money, fretful about his come-uppance.

Meantime, we call Donald Trump names. Sure, he is a completely loathsome human being but he has never, unlike our own politicians, sat at the United Nations,

lying his ugly face off, promoting a holocaustal, profiteering war, entirely on manufactured grounds, largely invented by a worthless, drunken pornographer.

Spot the dangerous  maniac. 
Whoops, they're both dangerous maniacs.

Donald Trump has never, to the best of my knowledge, anyway, colluded in decades of child-raping by his constituents, just as long as they voted for his party.

Has never served time for stealing from the taxpayer, 
whilst covering-up that same widespread child abuse.

Denis MacShane:

 Denis MacShane: I was too much of a 'liberal leftie' and should have done more to investigate child abuse

Former Rotherham MP admits he could have done more to "burrow into" the problem in his constituency,

But insists, as do they all,  that he never done nothing wrong.

 Donald Trump, as far as I know, has never used a government position to tout for illegal business. 

Yes, I can, quite improperly, and yes, probably illegally,  interfere in the workings of foreign countries, in order to get you what you want. Yes, only five grand a half-day. 

 

A blowjob, yes, I can do that, too. 
Here, in parliament. Yes, of course
 Would you like me to keep the braces on?  Yes, I am minded, myself, to say they are rather fetching.

Donald Trump has never, to my knowledge, repeatedly lied to his legislature, to the police or to the Courts of his nation, nor shifted blame  to his wife for an offence which he committed.

But this cunt has.

Donald Trump has never falsely claimed taxpayer-funded expenses.

But these cunts have.

Donald Trump has never, to my knowledge,  accepted huge bribes from dictators and tyrants.

  

 But these cunts have.

Donald Trump has never, to my knowledge, waged massive and wholly illegal wars of aggression and plunder on the civilians of  other nation states.

 

 Like Iraq.

Or Libya.

But these cunts have.

Donald Trump, to the best of my knowledge, has never practised military-strength, murderous racism against his fellow citizens.

Nor maintained, offshore, throughout eight dark, cruel years, an obscene torture facility which he had promised to close.

Yes, you can't.

But this cunt did. 

I don't know, therefore, what is so bad about Donald Trump.  Sure he's a bully, an uncouth lout,  a rabble rouser, possibly, like everyone in MediaMinster who voted for Iraq, a rotten racist;  his behaviour in Scotland, under the auspices of Alec Fatman, 

Aye, I give him your land and he gives me my money. 

was and continues to be despicable, reprehensible, and cowardly;  the man is  a horrible fucking bastard, his wives are baggages and  his children look and sound like mutants.

But as for him dividing America, that's already been accomplished; as for him impoverishing America, that's already been accomplished,  too; as for him making America despised, worldwide, that's already been accomplished and as for him starting World War Three, well that was started years ago by these rotten fucking bastards. 

 For services rendered to the shareholders in GlobaDeath.

I mean to the Merkin people.

If Donald Trump was to win, hit the ground running, pray to Satan five times daily, drink sacrificed infants' blood and appoint a team to identify very, very  bad things for him to do, at home and abroad, he wouldn't cause a fraction of the damage wrought  by his recent criminal predecessors on both sides of the Atlantic.  

As  we said,  back up the road, and as mr tdg hinted at, months ago, angry American voters are looking into Donald Trump's ugly face and seeing themselves. 

When they look into Hillary Clinton's face, they just see ugly.

May the least ugly American win.