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First of all, I would like to thank my parents and the great team I have around me and whilst I acknowledge that I did shoot wotsername it was only because she was playing-up; acting like a bleck, she was, a proper Kaffir. I ask you, your ladyship and members of the jury, what would you have done? I mean, there I was, a no-legged, millionaire Olympic legend and the bitch was giving me lip. I ask you, which of you wouldn't shoot an uppity bleck, it's the only language they understand. I mean, if you gotta gun or two you're gonna kill some bitch sooner or later, otherwise what's the point of having them? And I am only on trial here today because the alleged victim was white. Just close your eyes and imagine she was black and you must acquit me. Nelson Mandela? Yes, a great inspiration to us all. What? Bleck, was he? Fuck me, your ladyship, I never knew that; always acted like a white celebrity, he did.
No, I just like my guns, that's all, bigger the fucking better, that's right. Athletes? Salt of the Earth.
I know, I know, it's legal to own and shoot guns in SA, doesn't mean he murdered his totty.
I know, I know, it's legal to own and shoot guns in SA, doesn't mean he murdered his totty.
Next week: Oscar OJ Simpson, no, no, sorry he's in jail.
4 comments:
Maybe, it's possible he was convinced his missis was elsewhere and there was a Kaffir in his bog, Dangerous place since Mandela made it (or presided over it's becoming) the murder capital of the world. Could have been an accident; some guy in US shot his daughter who was hiding in a wardrobe to play a joke by leaping out. Could be manslaugher, though, but it's up to the jury.
You are correct, mr anonymous, I do take liberties with the principle of innocent until proven guilty but I am fairly sure that I called the Philpott case long before skymadeupnewsandfilth did and there will be others that I am too tired to trawl for at this time of night. Whatever the truth of his shooting spree, its intent, certainly, was more murderous than defensive. We shall see.
I think that some times people who are "on a high" due to misguided public acclaim think they are above the law, and can do what ever they think fit.
I have in mind some of our jumped up Prime ministers and their chums.
And then, mr alphons, there is the virtually larcenous conduct which goes with public acclaim - all these Olympian arseholes who endorse whichever product will pay them a few quid, some fucking boneheaded runner or jumper or cyclist cashing-in, when all along they claimed they were just doing it to honour their country. Shitheads, professional athletes, no business like showbusiness.
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