Friday 3 September 2010

SKYMADEUPNEWSANDFILTH: WE DON'T ENTIRELY OWN THE MET. JUST SOME OF THEM.

SIR RON FILTH, 
COMMISSIONER OF THE METROPOLITAN POLICE.

It has long been a query here - why is it that the Sun and others like it seem to know when a paedophile is going to court, even before the custody sergeant does? Why are there always spectators and cameras ready to shout at and photograph the Van of Shame, for tomorrow's soaraway front page ?  Might it be that when he's not busting motorists, fencing stolen goods, selling confiscated dope, hustling free meals, drinks,  and clothes; framing innocent people for murder and beating, kicking or shooting people to death, Old Bill is stringing for Murdoch? Of course he is.

But does the rot extend to the senior brethren? The great socialist reformer, Lord John Prescott,


Baron Pies and Legover thinks so but typically won't come out and say so, instead threatening a judicial review if Old Bill doesn't tell him whether or not Andy Coulson's men were bugging his phone a few years back.  Coulson was, of course,  editor of the Screws when it was bugging everybody's phones and he did the decent thing by retiring and becoming  CallHimDave's media enforcer,


an even more charmless and sinister version of Big Ali Campbell, the depressive gay dipso, once beloved of Tony and Imelda. What DO they look like, all greasy and pink, Bormann and Heydrich, is it, Himmler and Goebbels?

Other celebs and prominentos, like NewLabourite MP,  Chris Underpants,

 MP CHRIS BRYANT, 
THE MET WON'T TAKE ME SERIOUSLY.

are demanding to know why Old Bill won't answer his questions on the matter of phonetapping by skymadeupnewsandfilth.  For those of us living outside Fairyland,  there are a few  possible, credible answers: skymadeupnewsandfilth have the dirt on and/or are paying senior Met officers; should Bullingdon Boy have to dump his "media strategist" it will be another hole in the Coalition's leaky vessel and Old Bill, historically Tory, won't assist in that and thirdly,  the Met genuinely has not completed its enquiries into this matter. Clue, it's not that last one.

The New York Times is reported to be  rubbishing its rival, Murdoch's , British operation, particularly in this matter. Amzing, isn't it, that skymadeupnewsandfilth, the cops and the government are all engaged in their own forms of deception and we, of course, are not permitted to know what's going on. Must be that new, grown-up politics that Clegg is always cunting-on about.  The one where Murdoch is secretly in at number ten's back door while  Clegg is smirking at the front.

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