Tuesday, 30 June 2009

TORY FATMAN JAILED FOR 15O YEARS



FATMAN JAILED FOR DRUG OFFENCES

Tory frontbencher, Ken Clarke, was yesterday given a hundred and fifty years in jail for peddling cigarettes to third world children whilst masquerading as an MP.

You are a disgusting, hypocritical old poof, yelled Mr Justice Slag, as Clarke was led away, and as a former health secretary you should know better, let's see what you make of this exercise of free choice, you horrible fat git. The idea that a despicable old rogue like you should be in government is utterly repellent to all decent people and I would be failing in my duty if I did not put you where you can no longer harm children. Go on, fuck off down the stairs, you disgusting bastard.


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6 comments:

Daisy said...

I beg to differ, Mr Ishmael. Surely Parliament, now revealed for all to see as being nothing more or less than a discreetly camouflaged asylum for kleptomaniacs, dipsomaniacs and other miscellaneous misfits, layabouts and horrible fucking bastards, is the place where Fag-ash Clarke fits right in.

Putting him in prison runs the risk of having all those honest-by-their-own-lights murderers, rapists and kiddie-fiddlers corrupted. The man would be a very bad influence. For his views on the EU alone he should be strung up from the nearest lamp-post.

The Dyer's Garden said...

Adds insult to injury, innit, peddling cheap cigs while chomping on a juicy montecristo.

Swiss Bob said...

Daisy,

You should have your own blog, or write for the Daily Politics.

call me ishmael said...

Fuck off M le Suisse, get yer own writers. Ms Daisy is welcome here.

Brahan Seer said...

what ever happened to his wife or was she his mum, Gillian? - you know the old biddy who stood beside him on the steps of no 11 when he waved the budget box full of Havana's finest.

call me ishmael said...

Wasn't she a beard ? Kenny preferring jazzier opartners?