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The chronicles of Ruin, continued. Call me Ishmael said....intelligence is knowing what to do when you don't know what to do. Anonymous said... When I don't know what to do,I come here. 10 September 2009 22:59
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18 comments:
Mes amis,
Is this one of those butt-plugs people keep talking about ?
You're a sick, sick man.
PS Typical Ed Balls, always getting the wrong end of the conversation.
Ha! Naughty... but nice and a whole new meaning to ring around the rosy.
Looks like someone has put the poor bugger on hold.
(Dear Mr Ish - did you go a google-searching for a visual pun on the talking asshole in Naked Lunch after my Steely Dan hat-tip in previous thread? I knew I was in civlized company hereabouts but this really puts a shine on the penny. Thank you.)
Phasers on vibrate No 1!
Clearly registered with the Telephone Preference Service....
That's one offensive phone call.
Ooh Gordon, it really feels as if you're in the room with me.
Sorry, darling Yvette, start lunch without me, I'm stuck on the phone
How did Mr Balls manage to swallow the telephone without chewing it in the first place?
Long distance information, gimme Memphis Tennessee.
If you too suffer from ugly, unsightly hard skin, try our introductory pedicure at FEET R US.
Ed Balls is reportedly sitting by the phone awaiting the re-shuffle call from Gordy-baby. Asked to comment on what he would do when the call came, Mr Balls said he would suck it and see.
Must be a call for Toenails then.
Balls talking out of his arse as usual.
Speak up Brown, you're through !
Darling you bastard! I bet it was you that hid his small and discreet fucking nokia!
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