Saturday, 5 June 2010


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Waytago, bitch;  Happy Birthday,Your Majesty.

The US Secretary of State, Hillary Rodham Trousers, yesterday wished the Queen a happy birthday – eight days early.

But rather than signalling a breakdown in the "special relationship", it was, an American Embassy spokesman insisted, "a simple error." President Trousers is a very simple sort of lesbian, said US Ambassador Mr Truman K Ledbetter the Third. Just a dumbbitch dyke, the Prsident hadda give her sumpn to get her off his ass. No, sirree, she definitely didn't mean no harm when she said that her husband, Spunky Bill, could drop-by the Palace and Lewinsky the Crown Jewels, she can't, anyway, continued Ambassador Crudeater, commit President Spunky Bill to anything, they hate each others fuckin' guts.

But rather than signalling a breakdown in the "special relationship", it was, Mr Turdburger insisted, "a simple error".

 "The statement was sent out by Washington in error and we just assumed they had got it right and relayed the message."

The ambassador confirmed Mrs Clinton was aware of the gaffe but denied the Department was embarrassed by it. "This message was intended for release on 11 June, and the early release was a simple error," he said, adding that it was customary for the Ambassador to send a personal message on the Queen's official birthday in any case. It's me's the ambassador here, in Limeyland, and not that carpetmunchin' freak, said Ambassaddor Craptrapper, and I say what goes on here, me an' the CIA.

In the statement, Mrs Clinton wished the Queen a happy birthday, adding: "On this celebratory occasion, we pay tribute to the Queen's life and legacy and honour the special relationship between our two nations. Just so long as it works for us but not for you"
She was also careful to talk up the "special relationship", saying it "continues to provide a solid foundation as the United States and Britain work side by side to meet the challenges of the 21st century, from supporting the refocused mission in Afghanistan to promoting the global economic recovery to working for peace in the Middle East. ie the Israelis"


Anonymous said...

Lets hope its her last then Chuck can start work.

call me ishmael said...

God spare us that, mr anonymous; one coalition of opportunists is enough, HRH and Horseface would be a mesalliance too far.