My fellow motherfuckers.
As president of the United States I want you to know that I stand foursquare against piracy on the high seas. The oceans of this great American planet are, and should be, open to all people of goodwill, whether Muslim or...well, one of the other ones, those very great religions by which man approaches, in humility, God and FreeMarket Capitalism.
Each and everyone of us should be able to travel the oceans of this beautiful planet without having heavily-armed psychobastard MommasBoy, head-bangin' religious-maniac circumcised Neo-Nazi motherfuckers come abseiling down on our heads, shooting at us with Uzi machineguns and haulin' our black asses off to be torture-interrogated for Je-fuckin-hovah in some Tel Aviv shithole.
And this is why, motherfuckers, I have telephoned that great friend of America, Israeli Prime minister, Benny the fink Netanyahu,
and assured him that he can do just whatever the fuck he wants in the Mediterranean. Set fire to it if he wantsta. Them people on the Gaza Strip, they's worse than niggers's what they are and they should get decent, American nigger-treatment - starvin', fire-bombin', watercannonin', teargassin', pistolwhippin' - shit, man, lynch some a them raghead sonsafuckingbitches and burn 'em on the fiery cross, 'swhat they need.
I will be sending Secretary Hillary Trousers on a peace-keeping, roadmapping mission around the states in this TroubledByIsrael region with my express authority to use the United States Sixth Fleet against anyone disagreeing with President von Netanyahu and his enligtened, democratic policy of Blitkrieg. And stealing all the money, too, mustn't forget that, brutality AND corruption, the twin unshakeable pillars of US foreign policy. In God We Trust. And napalm.
Goodnight, my fellow motherfuckers. God bless America and Have Negilah.