I AM GOVE, TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER.
I see no reason whatsoever, in my capacity as Murdoch Schools Secretary, none whatsoever, that we do not immediately start teaching our children Inuit, I mean, why should they, as a result of Labour incompetence, be denied the opportunity of learning the seventy-three words for snow, which their Eskimo peers enjoy. And I have today written to all the igloos inviting those suitably qualified to tender for the teaching of Inuit, up to and including degree standard, and beyond, to all our schoolchildren, immediately If it's good enough for the Canadians, I say, it's good enough for us.
What's that? My Head, Extraterrestrial? No,it's always been this shape.
Next week: snowshoe lessons for the underprivileged.