Saturday, 26 June 2010


Deputy prime minister and HM principal gimp, the right honourable Mr Nick Gimp, MP, in his cabinet attire;  he sits on the floor. Now that I'm actually the slave of someone who is in govament, stronganstable govament, I feel more able to be myself, a worthless piece of shit,  that's what I am. And if you own me, you can slap me around as much as you want.  It's what I came into politics for, punishment.

Mr Gimp at a local bring and buy sale in Westminster.

You know, now that the oldest two parties have amalgamated we can really dole out the sort of punishment that people need;  while Mr Cameron is punishing me, I can punish you.

And so we really are all in this together.

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