US DYKE OFFENDS BRENDA.

Waytago, bitch;  Happy Birthday,Your Majesty.

The US Secretary of State, Hillary Rodham Trousers, yesterday wished the Queen a happy birthday – eight days early.

But rather than signalling a breakdown in the "special relationship", it was, an American Embassy spokesman insisted, "a simple error." President Trousers is a very simple sort of lesbian, said US Ambassador Mr Truman K Ledbetter the Third. Just a dumbbitch dyke, the Prsident hadda give her sumpn to get her off his ass. No, sirree, she definitely didn't mean no harm when she said that her husband, Spunky Bill, could drop-by the Palace and Lewinsky the Crown Jewels, she can't, anyway, continued Ambassador Crudeater, commit President Spunky Bill to anything, they hate each others fuckin' guts.

But rather than signalling a breakdown in the "special relationship", it was, Mr Turdburger insisted, "a simple error".

 "The statement was sent out by Washington in error and we just assumed they had got it right and relayed the message."

The ambassador confirmed Mrs Clinton was aware of the gaffe but denied the Department was embarrassed by it. "This message was intended for release on 11 June, and the early release was a simple error," he said, adding that it was customary for the Ambassador to send a personal message on the Queen's official birthday in any case. It's me's the ambassador here, in Limeyland, and not that carpetmunchin' freak, said Ambassaddor Craptrapper, and I say what goes on here, me an' the CIA.

In the statement, Mrs Clinton wished the Queen a happy birthday, adding: "On this celebratory occasion, we pay tribute to the Queen's life and legacy and honour the special relationship between our two nations. Just so long as it works for us but not for you"

She was also careful to talk up the "special relationship", saying it "continues to provide a solid foundation as the United States and Britain work side by side to meet the challenges of the 21st century, from supporting the refocused mission in Afghanistan to promoting the global economic recovery to working for peace in the Middle East. ie the Israelis"

I'M WARNING YOU, SAYS PRESIDENT TROUSERS, ANY MORE OF THIS SHIT AND I'LL SET SPUNKY BILL ON YER YELLOW ASSES

She's warning people again. It's what she does. Flies around the world on that huge motherfucking airplane  with an army of gay secretservicemen in shades and warns people's asses.

It's those mad goosestepping lunatics in North  Korea just now, as if they give a flying fuck about what she says and then tomorrow  it'll be the Chinks, the ones who own the USA. And shoot shoplifters in the head.

You have to laugh.  Obama stitched her up better than if she was Nick the Reformer, being absorbed into the Tory party. I tell you what, Hillary, I want you to go and represent me, it's a really important job, almost as if you really was President Hillary Rodham Trousers, only you ain't, and ain't never gonna be.