MUSICAL CHAIRS AT CRIME INCORPORATED.

FIRST WOMAN HEAD OF IMF TERRORISME INTERNATIONALE.

Madame Christine LeVache, above,
new head of the International Financial Terrorist Federation.

Iyam 'ow you say in Angleterre, as 'appy as le cochon en merde to be doing zees job for which Iyav been training all my life.  You know, mon pere, 'e was le curé  an' so Iyav been grown up avec les values and le compasse moral superieur, just a fils du presbytère, owyousay in England, a son of the fucking manse. Or daughter, in my case. We were just  les peuples ordinaire, growing up in Fifeshire, I mean ze Loire Valley an eet was listening to my Daddy's preachings wot has made me such an homme gentile, I mean femme.

Together with ze Presidents and Prime Ministers of Europe - only not, of course le fascist, Cameron, oo, mes amis,  'as ze appointment trés finale avec Madam Guillotine - I will be doo-eeng ze right thing for ze countries and all ze 'ard-working, starving an' 'omeless familles, eet ees ze right sing to do, and with ze 'elp of ze armies and ze gendarmes an' secret police an' ze lyinfuckingbastard ladeesangennulmen of ze press  I weel suck-seed een leefting many millions of les enfants European eento ze debt. Now, eet ees not the time for le novice; oui, d'accord?

An' as for M'sieu Dominic Shish-Kebab,


M. Dominic Shish Kebab discusses financial matters with one of his reesurchers.
Alright, zen, Cherie, ten sousand Euro  for all night.

eef  'e want ees ol' job back - now zat eet seems 'e 'as been  all along framey-vous'd-up  by le President, M. le Dwarf, an ees amis in ze Big Apple - he can wheestle for it, Iyam 'ere an' Iyam staying 'ere. An zat weel teach ze dirty fuckeur not to go waltzing around ze Waldorf Astoria 'otel avec ees cock out an' singing Voulez Vous Couchez Avec Moi, Ce Soir? at every passing chambermaid.  Fuck me, mes amis, les Septics 'ave enough cock-waving pervert an' merde-munching degenerate of zair own in ze Senate an' ze Congress, wizout our own Presidential candidate joining-in.

Weel  'e run for ze Prsidency, M'sieu Shish Kebab, now zat 'e is nearly innocent? Oo knows mes amis?  An' weel ze French people now consider ze dwarf, Sarkozy, a dirty, underhanded, lying, thieving, baby-killing sonofafuckingbitch and throw 'is scabby arse in ze Bastille, after first keecking  eem up an' down ze Champs Elysees? Je ne sais pas,  mes amis; que sera, sera. Iyam just a wooman, what do I know of such sings?

A pale and haggard Mr Gordon Brown on his first day as Chief Financial Terrorist.

 Plus ça change, plus ça meme chose.