Mr Chris Who, family man, they're all family men, the LibDems.
Even Mr Oaten, the shit eater; Mr Kennedy, the dispso; Mr Straight Simon Hughes, the famous gay homophobe, Mr Jeremy Thorpe, the gay dog-shooter and Field Marshal Lord Paddy Pantsdown
"Yes, these are tough times for all of us. But we are all in it together. We all took a cut of five per cent when we came into govament as ministers." Question Time, BBC1, 24th November 2011
Trans: Voters are a just a mass of stupid cunts for whom I have nothing but contempt.
We pay Chris Huhne's public sector salary of £145, 492, per annum and his untaxed benefits will include first class travel and a car and driver at his constant call, should he be sacked for misconduct we will pay him £17, 000 in compensation. Claiming that a five per cent cut in over a hundred and fifty grand plus expenses represents a sharing of the hardship felt by the sick, the old, the cold and the lowpaid is contemptible, somebody should give him a punch in the gob. On a daily basis, Or eighteen months in jail.
Huhne, a millionaire, in 2006 claimed £15,000 in expenses. This was for items which most of us have to pay for ourselves, including groceries, yes, groceries, travel to work, a £120 trouser press, so that he might look smart for work - shame they don't do a mouth press - fourteen pence for stationery and five and a half grand for painting work in his garden.
As well as being in an illegitimate mandateless govament of buffoons, chancers and redneck fuckwits, Huhne is also under pressure on two fronts; his haggard wife,
Ms. Vicky Two-Places-At-Once Price,
a faster driver than Lewis Hamilton if Huhne is to be believed,
claims she accepted penalty points for speeding when he was, in fact, at the wheel, and she was at the LSE in front of hundreds of people, and his haggard bisexual totty,
I give great access.
lobbyist, Mr or Ms Carmina Burana Trimingham,
is deemed to have overstepped the bounds of what is acceptable in parliamentary lobbying. The cops and CPS are taking forever to investigate the former - probably trying to wrest some advantage in exchange for a No Further Action and some toothless cover-up committee will be examining the latter. Nick the Gimp detests him. Normal people detest him, too.
David Dimbleby, though, lets him shit in our faces.
David Dimbleby, though, lets him shit in our faces.
