This is the news that farcical foreign seckatry, William Miscarriage, has warned that if his discredited, unelected gang of spivs is unable to launch an illegal attack on the working people of Syria, in support of his friends in Al Quaeda, then his pretend wife, Fffffffffion, may well have another miscarriage, similar to the ones she experienced as a result of the foreign seckatry fucking pretty young men at the taxpayers' expense.
The foreign seckatry and one of his rentboys, paid for by you and me.
Lust's young dream, Bless.
Yes, Mr Tiny Speaker, I must inform the house that if it, ah, persists, Mr Tiny Speaker, in expressing the will of the, entirely, in my view, ah, discountable majority of people in this country and, ah, prevents me, taking the, ah, in my judgement, perfectly proper, ah, course of action, which I have proposed, then I will, Mr Tiny Speaker, have no option but to reveal, to the, ah, ladeezangenullmen of the, ah, press, ay whole series of, ah, radiographed images of my official, ah, wife's vulva, uterus and, ah, fallopian, ah, tubes, all of these organs being in a state, Mr Tiny Speaker of considerable, ah, disrepair as a result of me being such ay, stud, is, I believe, the term and having, ah, fucked her, Mr Tiny Speaker, into ay state of, shall we say, oblivion, and thus, ah, clearly, and, ah, one might say, mr Tiny Speaker, incontrovertibly, ah proving my non-homosexuality. The re-release, for career purposes, of these intimate and personal medical records is ay sacrifice, Mr Tiny Speaker, which I am quite prepared to make on behalf of my wife and is, I can confirm to the, ah, house, a measure of my utter cuntishness. I commend myself to the house.
Shouts: Hear-hear, hear-hear! Nuke the fucking wogs! Show us the bitch's pussy!
Speaking to the poisonous hobgoblin, Andy Brillo, Liam Fox, a renegade, former Spiv minister, traitorous even by Tory standards, angrily hissed that we simply must make war on the people of Syria, it was what his ThinkTank wanted. So there, bitch.
7 comments:
As was noted several years ago, every PM needs a willy. Looks like this one is the up-dated version!
@old timer
they call it progress dear...since the big-bang in the eighties everything's been shrunk down in size: mobile cell-phones, long-playing records, stereo music players, and even bank accounts...
...and then there's that other thing you referred to...
...what can i say?
...well, oh dearie me...
...they don't make them like they used to, do they?
if the united states decides to goes to war against syria, i presume that the dictates of principle will leave these hard guys honour-bound to join the us marines and fight for their ideological cause...?
...and sexual orientation shouldn't pose a problem...
...the united states army is very liberal-minded and accommodating now, i hear...
...in fact, there's a whole loada career options...
...they can help you out and offer you support in your chosen path, smoothing it to becoming gay, transvestite, transsexual...
...the world's your officer really.
@general wanko
...the united states army is very liberal-minded and accommodating now, i hear...
...in fact, there's a whole loada career options...
...they can help you out and offer you support in your chosen path, smoothing it to becoming gay, transvestite, transsexual...
yep, and if you've got enough intelligence you can even do whistleblowing.
It was like some theatrical farce wasn`t it, the Arse for Access row with Werrity saying " And of all the hotels in the Persian Gulf Dr Fox came into mine, by mistake into my own suite where I was lying face down on the bed in the pitch darkness before commencing his nightly physical fitness regime of fifty press ups accidentally on top of me ". Fox is a laughably hypocritical fart; always arguing for public spending yet as a quack and an MP he`s soaked up more than most. Did fuck all in office except make squaddies redundant then cops a 17k redundancy payment for resigning. A piece of shit.
i don't consider ffion hague's sex-organ a suitable topic for conversation - in fact a growing majority of members in parliament have expressed the opinion that it is wholly unsavoury.
Laughable he may be to you and I, mr yardarm, but he is still a MediaMinster player, beloved of rancid, poxy scabs like Andy Jock. He was also the first to deploy the HuhneManouevre - blaming the press for exposing his own errant, manarsefucking at my expense, his resignation speech a tour de fucks, casting himself as a good man brought low by conniving hackery. It'd be bad enough if it was just a matter of these two cocksuckers knobbing their way around the world on the taxpayer but they were both employed by Globacorp to run an independent UK/Haliburton foreign policy, treason, in other words, whilst up to their balls in each others' dung. Even for the PBBC, paying Fox for his shitty opinions is taking the piss.
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