HUBBLE BUBBLE, TOIL AND TROUBLE
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JAYNE TITS
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LONDON: Imelda Blair, the wife of former British Prime Minister Cardinal Tony Blair, has contracted suspected swine flu, forcing her to cancel a string
of public engagements, a media report said today.
Mrs Blair started feeling unwell at the start of the weekend and had to abandon counting her money which she does most days and is believed to have been diagnosed with suspected H1N1 virus, commonly known as greedy swine flu, on Tuesday, The Sun tabloid revealed.
Mrs Blair, who is a human rights lawyer, A-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA, had been due to pick up an honorary degree in thieving at the Liverpool Hope University in north-west England today.
As she battles the flu, Mrs Blair, the most high profile disgusting person in Britain to catch swine flu to date, has been forced to cancel a string of public engagements, including receiving an honorary degree from Liverpool's No-Hope University, the report said, adding doctors gave her a course of Tamiflu and she is now resting among her familiars in the coven.
A staff barbeque has also been dropped to ensure she doesn't pass on the virus. The British tabloid said the former premier has not picked up the bug, and the family's children are also unaffected, as they stay well clear of the horrid old bag..
However, the office of Mrs Blair suggested that people who had booked Her Honour Judge Imelda Blair-Booth for a function might still like to pay her what they had agreed as a gesture of goodwill to her bank balance, the money-grubbing, big-mouthed, free-loading, shameless slag.
"This is a private matter and we will not be making a comment, unless you are offering a substantaial fee" a spokeswoman for Mrs Blair was quoted as saying by the CNN.
With 29 deaths and a dramatic increase in the number of cases, Britain has the worst swine flu figures in Europe. According to government figures, swine flu will cause one in eight workers to stay off work this summer, potentially crippling many businesses still struggling in the wake of the recession. Which started in America.
According to a report in The Daily Telegraph, Britain's chief medical officer Liam Donaldson said that it was unusual for Swine fever to infect a proper pig, like Cherie. and maybe she had caught it having unprotected sex with her husband at Balmoral, continues pages 1,2,3,4,....17
A poll conducted by the daily stanislav revealed that a hundred per cent of people in the world were praying that the Scouse Witch would make a complete failure to recover from the plague and die in an agony equivalent to that of all the children rosted alive as a result of her husbands peace-making initiatives, but not too soon. And then roast in Hell, forever and forever.
IMELDA PICTURED RELAXING WITHOUT HER MAKE-UP
UPDATE: THE WORLDWIDE CATHOLIC CHILD ABUSE ASSOCIATION, IN AN ARTICLE PUBLISHED IN THE VATICAN NEWSPAPER, IL PAPAL NONCIE-OH, below,
SAID THAT THE SOONER THIS WITCH IS A-BURNED THE A-BETTER, SHE-A GIVE-A THE-A CHURCH-A A FUCKING BAD-A NAME-A. ME BAGSIE-A FIRST WITH THE A-FIRELIGHTERS. EAT-A SMOKE AND DIE BITCH.
UPDATE: THE WORLDWIDE CATHOLIC CHILD ABUSE ASSOCIATION, IN AN ARTICLE PUBLISHED IN THE VATICAN NEWSPAPER, IL PAPAL NONCIE-OH, below,
SAID THAT THE SOONER THIS WITCH IS A-BURNED THE A-BETTER, SHE-A GIVE-A THE-A CHURCH-A A FUCKING BAD-A NAME-A. ME BAGSIE-A FIRST WITH THE A-FIRELIGHTERS. EAT-A SMOKE AND DIE BITCH.
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Dear Mr Smith
I am normally an admirer of your commentary, your trenchant observations and mordant wit but I must say that I find this attack on Mrs Blair uncalled for and unpleasant.
As a wife and mother Mrs Booth has set an example to all, working tirelessly at home with her children, some of them Mr Blair's, ever radiant and charming at her husband's side as his consort and pursuing her own distinguished career as a jurist specialising in civil liberties issues.
Over several decades Mrs Blair has proved an asset to this fine country of ours, unlike yourself, whose achievements amount, at best, to entertaining a handful of insomniac, chilly malcontents in places such as Alaska, Switzerland and the West Country. Others have noted the no-nonsense morality which underpins your superficially irreverent and scatological diatribes and I call on you now to tap into that wellspring of goodness and issue an unequivocal apology to Mrs Blair and join with all decent people in prayers for her recovery. You fucking bastard.
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