ALL ACROSS THE TELEGRAPH
By skymadeupnewsandfilth’s Mr Ishmael.
Is this it? Is this what we are reduced to? Government, parliament and people whipped by the grotesque Barclay Twins, dressed up as Lion Tamers? Drunken, idle, Home Counties rednecks, clapped-out Yanks; nieces, mistresses, tarts and fornicating bums, working for a succession of media no-marks, sucking first Conrad Black’s criminal knob and now the freaky Bizarro Twins’, no friends of democracy, they, horrible pair of monsters; is this it ? The opposition ? Somebody should tell them to fuck off. Go on, Fuck off Telegraph.
Difficult to choose which is the more objectionable, Bishop Brogan simpering his piety or the cynical, circulation-boosting drip-drip-drip of these details, the bones of which Lobby Telegraphists, BBC hacks and every press slag in London must have known and sat on for decades, leaving it to the likes of Guido Pizza to expose and then, running-scared of the new media, breaking ranks, coming over holier than thou. Arseholes.
The children from within the charmed circle will continue to go to Eton and Oxbridge and spend a lifetime shitting in our faces; that, and nothing else, is the raison d’etre of the Daily Telegraph. Were they interested in democracy rather than market share they would dump all this shit in the public domain, let the people read it in its entirety, let other papers do a bit of digging, doling it out makes the whole thing a penny dreadful and meantime, of course, the pin-stripe spivs, beloved of the Telegraph as Wealth Creators, slink away with our money; Uncle Sam’s gang-raping GI Joes continue their sport with dogs and broom handles, Tony and Imelda, slither from bribe to bribe and Tommy marches off to fresh pastures crimson.
If Guido Pizza had had sufficient funds to buy this material and publish it then the Telegraph’s libertarians, in the form of the mad old broad, Daly and the purple-faced baboon, Heffer, would have been up on their hind legs squealing about chequebook journalism, tongues firmly up parliamentary democracy’s rectum, as it is they have a scoop which they market as principle, hoarding it’s very penny’s worth.
Read the Telegraph, yesterday’s news today. Politicians are corrupt, read all about it. Newspaper magnates are corrupt, too; don’t read all about it.