Further to the article above by Ms Tits, might I, through your columns and remaining your obedient servant and everything, pose a query which may be of interest to your other retards, I mean readers.
Why do we permit a certain group of public employees to refer to one another as honourable bastards and right honourable motherfucking sonsafuckingbitches when they aren’t? Honourable or right honourable, that is.
Yours, Professor George Trepanning-Smith
The Westminster Hospital for Officers and Gentlemen and Mrs Thatcher,