Friday, 5 June 2009
MORE DANCING WITH THE DEVIL
IS THAT WHY YOU HAVE SUCH BAD BREATH?
Resign ? No, I’m minded to say that I’m very nearly perfect. And, if I may say, because it’s very important that your listeners understand, if I didn’t resign over lying like a cunt to the UN, over endorsing those so-called rendition flights and over the admissibility in English and Welsh courts of evidence obtained in Morocco by Ahmed and his electrodes, then, and I do want your listeners to understand this because everything about me is terribly important, even my farts, it is not likely is it, I put it to you with great respect, that I am going to resign over a couple of frog students carved up like salami by a pair of nutters, not when I can blame some young tart of a probation officer.
HELLO, MUMMY, MY NAME IS DEATH
YES,SON, I KNOW, I KNEW I SHOULD'VE STRANGLED YOU AT BIRTH.