FATMAN JAILED FOR DRUG OFFENCES
Tory frontbencher, Ken Clarke, was yesterday given a hundred and fifty years in jail for peddling cigarettes to third world children whilst masquerading as an MP.
You are a disgusting, hypocritical old poof, yelled Mr Justice Slag, as Clarke was led away, and as a former health secretary you should know better, let's see what you make of this exercise of free choice, you horrible fat git. The idea that a despicable old rogue like you should be in government is utterly repellent to all decent people and I would be failing in my duty if I did not put you where you can no longer harm children. Go on, fuck off down the stairs, you disgusting bastard.