Tuesday 20 July 2021

Caption Contest

 




14 comments:

Anonymous said...

"Golly, never seen anyone give head quite like that before. Where's Brian?"

v./

mongoose said...

"The doc said that I might get a few minor side effects from the jab."

Anonymous said...

Camilla: I say, would you mind frightfully lending me your cock? I appear to have left the Palace without my Rabbit.

the top bat said...

"oh ya, that's so me darling...

and just perfect for askit"

Mike said...

Camilla: When I said you were a bird-brain I wasn't expecting it literally.

Camilla: The joke was about the "fox hat".

royal remedies said...

woman practices traditional juju to protect herself against mad old witch

jester piggott said...

chicken avoids horse

HarryDub said...

Pink-haired common person, demonstrating with hands: My cock is this big.
Royal Second Wife, also demonstrating with hands: How super, that might just fit this hole I happen to have. By the way did you know you have a chicken on your head?

ultrapox said...

@harrydub

with all due respect, mr dub, i consider your entry not only to be empirically incorrect, but also inherently sexist.

clearly the crazy egg-woman is indicating the dimensions of her husband's penis, whilst the duchess of cockball is demonstrating how she requires both hands to crank up charlie's king-size chopper.

what's the chicken got to do with it?

the chicken king said...

eco-conscious pinko peasant models environmentally sustainable crown for heir to throne

camzilla said...

"oh ya, what a lovely new environmentally sustainable crown, mrs peasant-woman...

one's husband will simply adore it.

in fact, to let you into a little secret, one is in the habit of donning his majesty's hand-me-down-headgear at bedtime, in order to get him in the mood...

and one is exceedingly confident that this new eco-friendly model will really give his highness the royal raging hots for one".

mrs ishmael said...

Thank you, Ishmaelites, for a hilarious and filthy crop of captions. Well done! Almost impossible to choose the winner, but it isn't a caucus race, and so we declare mr jester piggott the winner, with his short and neat: "Chicken avoids horse".
And special mention to the house filthster, editor mr verge, with his: "Golly, never seen anyone give head quite like that before. Where's Brian?"
How nice to see so many new commentators coming forward - unless it is the usual suspects, masquerading under startling new names. Don't let mr ultrapox upset you, mr dub - you made me laugh. You can come here again.

Walter said...

A bit late for the competition, anyway Call
that a cock, mine was this thick till i transitioned

mrs ishmael said...

Thanks, mr walter, a noble effort - better late than never.
And what are you suggesting about the fragrant Camilla?