No matter how bad things are they can always be worse.
Johnny Major begat Butcher Blair;
Butcher Blair begat Snotty Brown;
Snotty Brown begat Dave PigFucker;
Pigfucker begat Tracey May;
Tracey May begat BoJo
and
Thieving Gorbals Mick begat Mr Tiny Speaker,
each worse than his or her predecessor.
On behalf of the nation I offer prayers of thanks that we will not suffer as Speaker either the repulsive Reverend Mr Chris Undepants
or the truly ghastly Harriet Soursister.
No, no paedophiles are oppresssed and we need to protect them and their lifestyle choices.
Harry and Patsy Leatherface, Blair's crooked health secretary, back in the day were proper fag hags, only with paedophiles instead of homosexuals.
Shouty exhibitionistic homosexuals will be sobbing in their amyl nitrate at former vicar, Bryant's, failure to formally confirm the House of Commons as LGBT Central.
Paedophiles will be outraged that their former champion and Labour aristocrat Harriet Harman was denied what she thought hers by right.
I am sure Lindsay Hoyle is as big a cunt as all the other MPs, stooges, hacks and troughers - how could he not be? - but at least he's not either of the above.
editor's note : long ago I was sacked for defending gay rights before it was even a term, before it was fashionsbla and afe to do so but I'd piss on Chris Bryant not because he's gay just becasue he's a crook hiding behind where he puts his cock.
or the truly ghastly Harriet Soursister.
Harry and Patsy Leatherface, Blair's crooked health secretary, back in the day were proper fag hags, only with paedophiles instead of homosexuals.
Shouty exhibitionistic homosexuals will be sobbing in their amyl nitrate at former vicar, Bryant's, failure to formally confirm the House of Commons as LGBT Central.
Paedophiles will be outraged that their former champion and Labour aristocrat Harriet Harman was denied what she thought hers by right.
I am sure Lindsay Hoyle is as big a cunt as all the other MPs, stooges, hacks and troughers - how could he not be? - but at least he's not either of the above.
editor's note : long ago I was sacked for defending gay rights before it was even a term, before it was fashionsbla and afe to do so but I'd piss on Chris Bryant not because he's gay just becasue he's a crook hiding behind where he puts his cock.
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I think that Lindsay might, just, be a tad better. Let us hope anyway.
The dispiriting part of the day was the craven playing to the audience: "our safety", "poor Jo Cox", "our wifi" (FFS), "the abuse"... It is understandable, I guess, given the gig but not a one demonstrated that they understood the contempt with which the whole fucking lot of them are viewed by us.
I now find out that Lindsay is Son MP of Dad MP. It is an infestation. He may as well be called Kinnock. Generational snouts in troughs. Fuck him.
"Sir" Lindsay Hoyle. Well, I've never heard of him or what he got his knighthood for. Is this the best on offer? I'm sure there are worse. That little shit Bercow will soon become that little shit "Lord" Bercow (and "Lady" Bercow), plus expenses.
BTW Mr I if you wish to venture further afield some of the European (particularly Spanish) cathedrals are magnificent. And they are not all catholic.
At last, someone has taken heed of the sterling advice that there should be a minimum height requirement for the post of Speaker of the House of Commons.
Yes, Son of Doug. He had a Lorraine moment, gurning about his dead daughter, no business like showbusiness. Infestation is a good word. What offended me the most was that two hundred of the fuckers voted for the Reverend crook Bryant.
Love to, mr mike, just need to get some treatment and to that end have arranged a private consultation at the Brompton, London, world famous for treating lung disease. Krankie's NHS is dreadful.
Tush, your majesty; this is dwarfophobia for which you can righty go to jail, gabshiteophobia and cuckoldophobia are also newly-minted crimes from which the former Speaker must be protected. Trampophobia, of course, is committed by those badmouthing Mrs Former Speaker, Bicycle Sal.
That such a small parcel as Bercow should contain the entire universe of modern stupidity.
Yes, it's a mercy that Underpants or Harridan didn't get it.Though we're swimming in such shit now that it hardly matters.
I see Moggie has been calling dead, poor people stupid. Although not quite actually but it's never a good look for an Old Etonian. Silly arse.
Jake Mogg was, of course, quite right; we said at the time that we'd kick the shit out of any pouting, moonlighting fireman telling us to stay in a burning building and yes, what was entertainingly eccentric from a backbencher is massively cack-handed in a red-boxer.
Up all night, mr bungalow bill, leaning on the windowsill, I watched some of those Speaker's lectures which the oily wee man arranged as a promotion vehicle for himself - vile, wretched crooks, like David Steel, singing his own praises; Shirley Williams, Fatty Soames, Neil Kinnock and Andy Adonis, the names tell you everything you need to know about Bercow.
I stand reproved, Mr.I. I really should know better than to infer that 'short-man syndrome' applied, in any way, to that sawn-off bundle of spite known as John Bercow. At least I am not guilty, thus far, of Trampohobia with ref. to Bicycle Sal. Having said that, one is entitled to wonder why a furrow so regularly ploughed has not borne more harvest than the scant three progeny they have presented to an adoring public to date. There - guilty of that too now ... I'm obliged :)
Bercow acted like he had something to prove; as Mr King Caractacus says, but in addition to Short Man Syndrome the public cuckolding he endured, as Sally made off with his own cousin and gruntingly performed the beast with two backs. And then Inch High Private Eye took her back; meekly accepting his humiliation and sloppy seconds.
Didn't Bicycle Sal also cement Parliamentary-Diddicoi relations with a travelling asphalter and horse thief who bore a chilling resemblance to the late Fred West?
Conduct unbecoming is the phrase to apply to the Berk. Bojo should simply say that his conduct in the Chair of the House was such and he was not going to have the bastard ennobled on his watch. Make some other toad do it. He has had a clear out of Hammond, Soames, Rudd etc. One more bit of discipline won't cost him.
Fatty Soames, eh, sold back to the nation state papers which his grandfather had filched. 12 million quid, wasn't it? Of my lottery money, the useless fat cunt being deemed a good cause. And he's a mate of Brian, the paedos' friend and his half-brother, the paedo.
Fucking guillotine, mr mongoose, that's what we need.
Have you noticed the apparent non-suicide in custody of Mr Epstein? It is maybe going to get squalid. The old faulty camera game is being played, and the unfortunate tea-break malarkey too.
Mr mongoose
At the official autopsy, the independent medical observer (lifetime in the pathology business) said it was more likely murder.
https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/expert-claims-epstein-death-more-consistent-with-homicidal-strangulation-than-suicide
Meanwhile evidence emerges of massive coverup under pressure from the palace.
https://www.rt.com/news/472697-epstein-abc-project-veritas-okeefe/
https://www.zerohedge.com/political/abc-anchor-admits-network-covered-epstein-evidence
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2019/11/05/us-news-anchor-claims-buckingham-palace-threatened-order-stop/
Not getting much traction in UK for obvious reasons.
The FBI have been examining cameras watching Epstein for over 70 days. So far two prison guards have been accused of falling asleep when they should have been supervising Epstein. So obviously nothing will be found.
Thanks, Mr Mike, that is even murkier than I had thought. The Clintons though? Surely they are a stretch. Or maybe it is just them and us, in the swamp or out the Deveil protects his own.
I saw yesterday, I think, that one US newswoman was saying that they had pulled the story because they would not get access to "Will and Kate". FFS, woman, grow a pair. Whatever happened to "Publish and be damned!"
Spunky Bill and the Witch have form, her aide in Whitewater, Vince Something, was it, supposedly topping himself in the garden, and both have form in ruthlessly suppressing Bill's young victims, the whole filthy press cadre taking Hillary's side against young Monica and the rest. Bill was a documented regular to Epstein's Child Torture Island and could not have survived Epstein's revelations, nor could Brian's half-brother, the poncing parasite, Andrew Nonce. If ever there was a blow to be struck against the filthy rich this was it and Jerry Corbyn bottles it, as usual, despicable old wretch. Republican, my arse. Labour, For the Organised Criminal Few, not the Many.
It goes back to Labour's Wilson, this stuff, covering-up for Boothby and Driberg by helping-out the Krays as a favour to the Tories. I daresay somebody's had a cautionary word with Tom Watson, pour encourager les autres. Better he not go mountaineering, like old Cooky did.
There are a great many leaving the lists, are there not.
I see Bercow just dobbed in his ermine chances. "I no longer have to be impartial." Hey, guess what, lad, nobody gives a squit what you think or say. Fuck off the America and make your whore's shillings. Is the wife going with you?
Huhne and his doxy were out of jail for nearly two full hours before writing in the Guardian and appearing on C4N and BBC2, that's Swinson's Huhne; Tiny John Cuckold is dragging his heels a bit, don't you think, he should at least have hosted Have I got Smug News For You, Satire's last redoubt.
Largely given up on Have I Got Smug News For You, Mr.I. If I see that Frankie Boyle has been invited on I'll give it a go, but otherwise probably not.
The days when the likes of Alan Coren were invited on are long gone, sadly. "War used to be very uncomplicated - you simply fixed bayonets and marched towards anyone who put their verbs at the end of sentences". Much missed.
HIGNFY is not a patch on what it was when that sour-faced Angus presented it. Sad to say but at least he was good for soemthing. While it is amusing for three minutes to see some twerp trying to present a programme without any clue how to do it, it is not amusing enough to make you turn the telly on.
Am I alone in thinking BTW that telly is on its way out? Nobody actually watches any scheduled prgrammes do they? There are programmes and there are schedules but that's not how its done these days.
Mr mongoose: you are not alone. If you think the telly is rubbish in England, well you should sample it down here. Unwatchable. I don't watch too much - mostly rugby, squash, golf - and the occasional documentary if not fronted by one of those histrionic poofters. 99.9% of what I watch is streamed on demand. At least one redeeming factor is we don't have a telly tax - they wouldn't dare.
For the longest time I resisted scrapping the license fee, fearing that Murdoch was worse than Broadcasting House, no longer, the way they laugh in our faces over Savile, their salaries, their pensions and their bias, well, the BBC needs bulldozing, culture will be just fine without Tony Hall, grooming the nation for incest, paedophilia and NHS-funded genital mutilation. Nation shall speak degeneracy unto nation and call it truth; aye, right.
Gone off Fat Frankie Boyle, too, you maj, in his tailored suits and his beard, both failing to disguise his fat fuckness, surrounded by airhead luvvies, all chanting Racist and HomoPhobe; fuck him, another one of them pretending to be one of us.
Over the summer holidays, Mr Mike, my two daughters binge-watched the entirety of Grey's Anatomy. I have just looked it up for you: 16 seasons, 349 "hour" episodes. IMO this is strange behaviour - especially given that Emergency Ward 10 and Dr Kildare did all that in B&W in the Sixties, and then Casualty, Chicago Hope and so many others did it all again and again. But I have become somewhat of an expert on Dr Meredith Grey and all of that hopeless, kooky, right-on drivel. And I am promised the American version of The Office will destroy Christmas for me. At least, howver the two of them watch it together from the couch Firestick-streamed to the otherwise idle TV. And so they are not each in their own rooms, silent and transfixed by their own screens.
The real disaster of the year is that some bastard gave mrs mongoose a Kindle, and she now reads her countless books through it because it is "so convenient". Fortunately it goes to too many swimming pools to survive long.
You shouldn't discuss TeeVee with those from Down Under, mr mongoose, albeit that abiding, as we do, in Infinity, Up and Down are meaningless, arbitrary terms, for I have seen OzTeeVee and it is as bad as bad can be, 1950's Bill and Ben is better than modern, Aussie Outback Truckers or Aussie Outback GoldDiggers; the former featuring ancient, rheumatic, gay lorry drivers called Spud or Dusty whining constantly about their loads, their trucks, the roads, the weather and the 'roos, all they do is whinge, from start to fucking finish, like someone was forcing them to drive hundred-tonne loads of junk across thousands of miles of dirt-track,Godforsaken fucking wilderness; why don't they jack it in and get jobs as drag artists? As for the prospectors, worthless idle bastards, they just stand around sweating and cursing that they can't just reach down and pick up ready smelted gold ingots, just lying there, waiting for them. Nah, mr mike has no business criticising British telly, although I can see why he watches it. Flying Doctor, that used to be a good show and Skippy the Bush Kangaroo-oo.
Don't forget Neighbours and Kath and Kim. FFS. And a lot of telly time devoted to award shows where the luvvies give each other medals and preach about global warming. And adverts, loads of them. And American shit.
Maybe a false memory or bad dream but didn't they have to film Skippy from the waist up indoors as its tail was nailed to the floor?
v./
Never really got into Aussie TeeVee but I vaguely remember a children's TV series about a gang of kids who decide to build their own town from scrap and rule themselves. My old memory has become a tad unreliable of late so I can't quite remember the title - something like "Terrible Ten Town"? Probably wide of the mark but it may just serve to disturb a grey cell in those more sentient of our illustrious group; anyway, your young Crackers was greatly inspired by the basic goodness of the young folk in the series.
"The Adventures of the Terrible Ten", according to imdb, Mr Majesty. Bit before my time. "Rake", final series apart, was enjoyable, more recently. Leading man and production team all too keen (inevitably) to distance themselves from their initial inspiration, Charles Waterstreet, when he gave them something to disapprove of.
v./
I read at the wekend - or possibly the one before - that a good politician, like a good soldier, only fights on one major front at a time. Skirmishes and whatnot are all very good but try for just one single conflict at a time. If you have more than one, try to express them in a way that can be joined together. I had not considered this in any meaningful way before but it absolutely explains a lot about the bastards. And if you were a more sophisticated political operator than poor old me, you could use this to sneak all sorts of bollocks out into the world. And I think that this is what the global energy/green/CO2/particulates/cow-farting is all about. The children are being schooled to be anti-commercial, anti-industrial perhaps, by making commerce and industry into a "bad thing".
I think this explains Boris's current pretend green fad. The only thing keeping the Magic Grandpa upright this week is the naivety of our youngsters. (And there is nothing wrong with that. Being young is what being naive is for, or possibly the other way around.) So if Bojo is resisting opening another front against the left. All the promises that we will have zero emissions by 20-whenever will be quietly bayoneted once the major battle has been won on the single issue battlefield which this election was always going to be.
Australian TV? This is the land of Tingha and Tucker.
Greta Thunberg, Mr Mongoose, scrabbles into "green thug brat".
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“Nothing we haven’t seen before” (to misquote Corporal Steiner when faced with child soldiers) these green thug brats, Mr V./
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDuHXTG3uyY
That would be James Coburn, Fritzing it up on the Eastern Front, Mr SG? A murky memory.
The link you kindly posted sent me down a shallow wiki rabbit hole - evidently there is some confusion as to whether the song was concocted from scratch or adapted an existing German folk tune that may have predated the Nazis. Watching the clip, I find myself identifying with the helpless, grumpy old git in black who remains seated with his pint.
Dread Pirate Greta certainly has that baby-Maoist "this way to the camps, you old bastards" look, though. (Her other notable anagram is "the gnat burger" : coming to your local woke caff soon.)
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Your memory serves you correctly Mr V./. “Cross of Iron” was the movie in question. I seem to recall it cropping up in discussion here before, back up the road somewhere.
St. Greta has provided a great opportunity for the ‘woke’ virtue signallers - nauseating seeing them abasing themselves before her at the UN etc. She is, however, no more than a sock puppet in all of this and the morality of using, in modern parlance, a ‘vulnerable person’ for such purposes seems questionable to me.
Wasn’t Steiner made up to Sarge? Need to watch that film again.
Anyway…I’m puzzled that the green lobby selected gretenberg as their figure head.
Some of the photos of her in full diatribe looking ficking awful.
A bit uncomfortable see…the placing of a young girl in that kind of “role”
Get the feeling that, like the BBC, they just put these kind of things up front and centre in order to offend.
Like that race with a tranny thing. Who the fuck could ever watch that shite.
No other reason than to rub folks noses in it…their superiority
Senior Sergeant no less - albeit that he was distinctly unimpressed by his promotion.
Irritating as Greta is, I feel sorry for the poor kid. To be that ludicrously angry that young is sad, and being used like that up by her wretched parents is a disgrace to us all. It is part of the gig that I should feel like that of course and that I should stop short of saying that she is an ignorant, half-educated useful idiot who knows about as much science as my cats. Let's not be beastly to the gerbils, perhaps is the idea. But still, she's a kid and using up a kid is wrong.
I think btw that the Magic Grandpa is looking down the barrel of something really awful. To be fair, I said that last time but the Labour boundaries advantage saw them survive againts the 40%+ Tory vote. We shall see very soon. And then we will finally see the Boundary Changes too, and that will be that for a generation. The greater news is that we here in Bandit Country are finally rid of the pompous Vaizey twat. Rejoice for us!
I’ve never heard her speak and it’s unlikely that she has good debating skills. From the photos it looks like she harangues anyone in disagreement with her.
Any proper debate about climate with her there would be like a grenade thrown into the room. Perhaps that is their modus operando….interesting
If you want to see what's going wrong then watch the Progress of Hillary, she having descended among us for the purposes of a "book". The impregnable narcissism, the shrivelled soul, the dead eyes she has.
Such, now, is the Liberal Left and by their fruits shall ye know them. They think they have truth and goodness on their side even as they visit evil upon us, or perhaps that's what they pretend to think. Were I not a Catholic atheist, I might be led to believe that Satan walks merrily abroad knowing that he has come into his kingdom.
Mr BB: I have a more simple explanation: "new" food (GMO, fructose, E numbers etc) has made the world's people obese. You just have to use the evidence of your eyes. But its also made the world's people stupid - its only that the brain rot isn't visible.
As exhibit one I present the USA. The fattest and most stupid nation on earth.
Mr Mike, I like that: fat stupid fuckers rule ok.
Are the fires abating? Every year you seem to be on the brink of incineration only to be saved in the nick; perhaps there is a God after all, he just wants us to wait upon his pleasure.
Yes Mr BB but don’t argue with him...
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/12/13/dont-argue-devil-much-intelligent-us-says-pope-francis/
Mr Mike - yes there are many fat Americans but, in my experience, they are not all stupid nor are they all fat and for now they have a sufficiency of non-fat, non-stupid people to keep them in an ascendancy for a wee while yet...
Oh dear, Mr SG, we are in trouble. Do you thing Stephen Fry or Richard Dawkins could manage it, with all their logic and so on?
Messrs Fry, Dawkins and their logic are of no use now Mr BB... However, maybe you have a bible stowed away somewhere. Might come in handy for something or other...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1DcFhaCCwI
Mr BB: lots of talk of end-of-world fire scenarios. And I'm not wishing to speak ill of the few people who have lost lives and properties. But...here in Sydney (lower north shore where I live) the only problem has been early morning smokeyness when playing golf - that wood fire smell. My personal view (I could probably get life in goal for this racist hate crime) is that this whole thing is overblown to cover institutional corporate ass - since the last time they fucked up. The simple fact is that the Australian continent needs fire to regenerate and cleanse the land - the abbos were doing it long before whitey appeared. Its what made Australia what it is. And, PS nothing to do with Greta and her crusade.
Great film, Mr SG. He was a bad man, but a good one.
Mr Mike: that's all very well but I think you'll find that Greta will be the best Judge of these things, or else.
And so to bed.
Mr BB: JAWOHL!
Catholics, eh? You've got to hand it to them. The notion that the Devil is real and better at arguing than us, so we mustn't? It's a do as the Pope says world. It always has been. Priceless. As transparent a mechanism as I have seen for a long time.
Randy Andy: "I admit fully that my judgment was coloured by my tendency to be too honourable."
A classic of its kind. It is v fortunate indeed that the Epstein lad got himself suicided.
Mr mongoose: just watched a few seconds of that "interview" (staged and scripted to the n'th degree) - as much as I could without spewing. What a horrible bastard he is. He may well escape legally, but the whole world knows he's a POS. Fake ribbons, and Falkland no-sweating-syndrome as well.
Without question, Mr mike, the vilest thing ever to have escaped from my TV. Two thoughts come to me. Firstyl, who advised the little shit to do such a daft interview? Two, how bad must the truth be for him to have risked it?
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