Scapa Flow with useful ships on the horizon
The stream that runs past Scapa Distillery and plunges down to the beach
Orkney's second distillery, standing high above Scapa beach.
Did you notice the Mars news this week? Seems the chances of anything coming from Mars remain at a million to one - but there's life there - although not as we know it - and where is Professor Cheekbones to interpret it all for us? Teaching locked-down reluctant schoolkids - or at least advertising the necessity of so doing. Here's mr ishmael on matters Cox and Cosmological.
Flight to Eternity
In sibilant triads. A bit whispery.
About the Moon. And the stars.
Things like that. All deeply informative.
And clever, too.
it's only taken thirteen point eight billion years,
give or take five minutes,
and I've already been in a band
and now I'm on the telly.
All the time.
I think it's just, well,
And I have been given a medal.
It's all just
And here am I
in the middle of all this stuff
And so are you
just not as profoundly as I am
doing all this thinking.
Stanislav's lonely hearts - 8/4/10
I am a pretty, young lawyer, sexy and of independent means, having made a killing, so to speak, in the Iraq Oil Fields. I hate my husband and would love to have an affair with a person of like mind but everybody seems to hate me.
p.s. I'll do anything they want, for money.
Thing is, is fucking rubbish, innit, is old boot now and not no difference makes to rub New Age healing crystals all over chops, slotgob just bigger and bigger gets and need to get gas-powered nailing gun
Could maybe phone gingerbastard, Dr Phil Hammond, off TV, is agonisingly clever bastard and could help, or maybe even give you one. Or at a push, two. Or Professor Doctor Raj Persaud off Richard and Judy's Shoplifting Tips Programmne, sadly now get axed for being rubbish that not even unemployed bastard can watch, slobbing on sofa with remote control and endless tube of Pringle, only moving to scratch arse.
There's been a rash of cosmological telly recurrences drafted 13/11/14
in the eagerly-anticipated Vent Stack, which editor mr verge is polishing and perfecting. In the meantime, Honest Not Invent is available from Lulu, Amazon,