Be nice, remember nice things. Famous birthdays and shit. Anniversaries. Or don't bother. We''ll remember them for you and remind you, in a nice, funny, quirky, nerdy, cartoony sort of way, like Disney but for clever grown-ups, like you. Who don't know their arse from a hole in the ground. We will remember it all for you, everything, while you just carry on, having a nice Google time.
Your very own life, brought to you by Google.
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i agree, the moonwalk thingy is a total historical irrelevance, and haven't we had enough wall-to-sodding-wall michael jackson reminiscencing anyway? more to the point, on this day, in 1994, i was declared the winner of the leadership election of the British Labour Party, paving the way for me to become even more psychotically deluded than anyone else in history, even jacko. also on this day in 356 bc, some bugger set fire to the Temple of Artemis in Ephesus, one of the Seven Wonders of the World. nothing to do with me though. honest.
oh dear, look who got out of the wrong side of bed today. i think the google designs are rather cute myself - and they help me to start the day with a spring in my step, just like radio 1.
A man can be too ironic for his own good, you know.
A search on the string "fuck off Google" returns 769 results and Mr Ishmael is at no. 5.
He's not alone in his opinion.
For reasons I can't grasp, the final result is on Reg Rag, which is giving Mandelson a kicking. They don't like him much.
Thus:
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The Red Rag: Peter Mandelson as Pinocchio
29 Jun 2009 ... FUCK OFF GOOGLE - Be nice, remember nice things. Famous birthdays and shit. Anniversaries. Or don't bother. We''ll remember them for you and ...
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irony just ain't what it used to be
Dont forget they get to know all about you ?? very faustain if you ask me .HAL9000=I cant let Labour lose the election !!
just waiting for day when google tells me what to do with my life and refers to me as pupil
Isn't that day already here?
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