Sunday, 21 November 2010

OFFICIAL: ALL COPPERS ARE BASTARDS. BUT ITS OK.

A DUTY OF CARE.
I HAVE IT, YOU HAVE IT,
 HE DOESN'T HAVE IT.


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The judge said that after the four-day hearing he was satisfied that Andrews did not intend to throw Somerville into the cell and that injuries she suffered were probably caused by her falling to the floor after letting go of the door frame. Or some such bollocks.

Maybe, after Sergeant Plod had thrown her to the floor, she got up, got hold of the doorframe, let go of it again and threw herself down again. So it was all her fault, clearly.
Never mind, Judge Bean said that Sergeant Plod might have done things better.  These wimmen, eh, we all know what they're like, such a trial to a man doing a difficult job.

3 comments:

mongoose said...

We are speechless in amazement. Or rather, we aren't. How do the fuckers sleep at night? "Oh, he'll lose his pension. Suffered enough. understandable. Pressure. One slip in a long career..."

I bet the fucker has always been a bullying bastard. He'll be off with stress now, I expect, and retired on med grounds in due course, m'lud. Move along now.

Edgar said...

I suppose there might be some truth in the chestnut "Not all coppers are bad." It's a statement on a par with "Not all bacteria give you the shits."

lilith said...

Once upon a time us country folk might have imagined a policeman would offer practical assistance to a grandmother whose car battery had gone flat.