And now, Jacqui Schmidt, viewers will want to know, what about the porn?
Oh, I haven't done any yet.
You mean you might? Confessions of a home seckatry, bottles of blue nun,
nighty-night, that sort of thing?
Well, clearly, the script would have to be right. And the co-stars. And the money.
No use looking at me, I'm not like that.
But I hear David Blunkett's always looking for money, that would be confessions of two home seckatries. A-ha- ha-ha. If you will forgive me. One of them blind, both of them stupid. Porn for blind people. I think we may be onto something here, Andrew.