POPE NAZI: FREE CONDOMS FOR NONCING MONSIGNORS
Nein, liebschen, und brothers in Christ. Iss very kind ov you but at my age ve do not need ze rubber johnnies und so iss no point in trying to get von on ze papal knob. Und anyvay, mit all zese silly fuckers vatching us ve couldn't haff no brudderly fun, eh, like in ze seminary?
But mein message to ze staff is ven you is going about holy duties and sticking ze big, hot, purple und angry priestly knob up ze liddle boys' liddle bottom or down ze liddle girls' liddle throats und telling ze liddle fuckers zat zey vill go to Hell iff zey tell anyone, or doing any ov ze vunderful beastly, Ach, I mean priestly, things by vich ve spread ze gospel, iss ok now to use ze rubber johnnies. Zese little fuckers iss dirty liddle bastards und sometimes a brother in Christ, in ze heat of ze moment, can rip ze ungrateful liddle bastard's bowel open und, fuck me Jesus und all ze fucking saints, iss fucking shit everywhere, including up ze priestly von-eye trouser snake und need more zan holy fucking water to fix up zat motherfucker. For too long, brothers, ze men in black haff been exposed to ze risks ov fucking ze dirty liddle bastards mitout ze proper protection, especially ven ze liddle boy or liddle girl hass been passed around among ze faithful. Und some cops und judges und senior politicians . Now, praise Jesus und Mary und ze Holy Spirit und all zat fucking rubbish, is ok. Go avay und catch ze diseases no more. Heil Hitler.
The Filth-O-Graph does religion, claims to speak for people of faith, well, Micks or C of E, anyway, and insists today that by suggesting that rentboys - but not exhausted women, battered into desperation and early death by childbirth - use condoms, Ratso reveals his "charity and common sense."
Not a word of this repulsive old monster making a career of protecting his organisation from investigation or prosecution for the worst crimes short of murder; no mention that he sought to devise mechanisms by which his gang could avoid making court-ordered compensation to its thousands of victims or that, as consigliere to the last Poping bastard, he organised the spiriting-away, to other parishes, dioceses or countries, of the most serious, practised, shameless serial criminals, ran, in short, an undergound, an escape route, that permitted his savagely noncing, beastly brethren to escape identification and prosecution but worse, unleashed them, serially, on an apparently limitless supply of new child victims. Charity and common sense? Bastard needs hanging.