MR NIGEL FOGHORN, MEP, FORMER LEADER, CURRENT LEADER, DEPUTY LEADER, TREASURER, SECRETARY AND MEMBERSHIP OF THE UNITED KINGDOM NIGEL FARRAGE PARTY.
Eh, what about that, then, how's that for a result? Second, that, in my book, Kirsty, is as good as first, better, actually, because you don't win anything. Wossat? Lower my voice to a shriek? Burning-out the microphones, you say? Must be European ones.
No, we're really on the march now and if we can come second, or even fifth in a thousand council wards I'll be set to lead the UKNF party - ie myself - to even greater glory. Onwards and upwards, that's what I can offer people; that's English, by the way, good, old-fashioned English for per ardua et astra tdi sports.
PILOT OFFICER FARRAGO OF LIES,
AT THE SCENE OF HIS GENERAL ELECTION TRIUMPH