YES, WOGS, THEY START AT DOVER, THEY'LL FUCK OUR WOMEN,YOU KNOW, DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU.
NIGEL FARAGE, THE ONCE AND FORMER GABSHITE.
THEY HAVE THREE COCKS, SOME OF THEM,
IMAGINE THAT.
THEY HAVE THREE COCKS, SOME OF THEM,
IMAGINE THAT.
After twelve months in the job, His Excellency Lord Comatose, below, has resigned his invisible leadership of the imaginary UKIP Party,
Lord Pearson of Rannoch, left, who has announced
that he is to step down,
said the UK Independence Party
deserved a better politician to lead it,
shame we don't have one.
fuelling speculation that its other member, Mr Nigel Gob, off Question Time, will resume his former role of leading his followers into the Wilderness.
Asked by the BBC's Michael Prick to lower his voice to a shout, the gobby bastard said that he was ruling nothing in and ruling nothing out, You know, Michael, politics is a funny old business, at least it is if you're drawing a quarter of a million a year for talking rubbish in a very loud voice, like I do and who knows, I might run against myself to be leader of this great invisible party of mine, again, let's face it, I couldn't be any worse than Robert Kilroy-Pants, now, could I?
Mr Gob is seen below in the ruins of his election strategy, in which he won nothing, left Mr Tiny Speaker untouched and crashed the fucking plane into the ground, just like a Great Helmsman does.
Mr Gob reveals his election strategy. I feel I have amply demonstrated my ability to navigate the great ship of state out of Europe, or Wogopia as I call it and into an eminently survivable crash-landing. If anyone wants cheap tickets for Question Time I still have a few left.
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Hey, Mr Ish.
Hope all's well.
Is there a political spectrum? I've never been able to tell where an opinion exists except in terms of bullshit, workable or really very amusing.
Trying to be dispassionate about it, I genuinely think UKIP have a level of traction that is fair enough. I like their small scaled, women's institute appeal. That this guy gets a banner trapped in the tail and spins out. I like their organic amateurish.
As you know I live in Hudds and there was an English Defence League event banned in Bradford for this weekend (after I stupidly went for a job interview with Bradford Tories - not in control) and it really has confused me. Didn't get the job by the way and my mum was really happy. Kinda went a bit Bertie doing me last job - enjoyed it like but want a canoe.
Anywho - the EDL are brilliant for the Tories, the EU is good, too. Why not have UKIP doing UKIP things? I think Farage is an alright lad but that's only because he's treated as a joke and his vacinity to power is distant. I will always stop and listen to the WI, thugs spitting on Pakis, well - that ain't right.
I used to be a bar man in a towny boozer for a couple of years and one of the old dudes had his boys in vaguely often. One of them was a 6ft 5" brick shithouse copper who did the Bradford riots and we had a chat about it about a year after the event and he was still shaking! I didn't laugh, much.
Useful idiots or got a point? Dunno.
Ooops - meant it was a comparison between the WI and thugs spitting on Pakis that is the EDL. No inference of the WI doing that.
OT - my old dear went into a shop the other day and got patronized by a couple of youngish lad shop assts and just told them to 'knock it off' and they did! One of 'em even started talking about his lass!!
Sorry, mr dtp, farage is a cunt, like all of them, just wearing a different cunthat, He's like a poor man's Richard Dawkins, Don't Believe That Other Shit, Believe In ME. Good job he wasn't at the Battle of Britain, eh, useless fucking turd. If I ever get near him, gobbing-off like he does, I'll give him a crash-landing he won't walk away from. If he comes up your way, you should set your Mum on him. UKIP, UKIP my arse, lunatic fringe, better off with the Monster Ravers.
Kick the pakis and nig-nogs out of Britain.
Keep Britain WHITE.
Yes, let's make a decent white country, fit for the bankers to rape, eh?
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