HELL HATH NO FURY LIKE A BIG FAT FUCKER SCORNED ON NATIONAL TEEVEE
Mr Pickles has put his new department on a crash diet. Photo: REUTERS
But even though he proudly boasts that he’s lost a few pounds from his, shall we say, somewhat larger than life frame since becoming Secretary of State for the Department of Communities and Local Government, he’s not talking about his waistline.
Mr Pickles, 58, has gleefully put his new department on a crash diet – albeit one where catering for staff functions is now calorific crisps rather than the lavish but probably healthier fare the civil service had become accustomed to under Labour.
Of all the ministers in the Coalition Government, it is Mr Pickles, one senses, who is almost enjoying the cutting radical programme of cuts "' required " as part of the austerity drive to balance the books.
Above, from the Filth-O-Graph, extolling Mr FatFuck's cutting of three thousand jobs, my italics, my speech marks; below, those with blood pressure watch this at your own risk. Expenses scandal? What expenses scandal?