The Home Office or whatever it is now called regularly laments the fact that people can enter British prisons clean and exit a short time later with a drug problem. Maybe Mrs New Boots and Panties, the current Home Seckatry, will reflect that the most likely cause of so much gear getting into what is so expensively maintained as secure accommodation is the entrepreneurship displayed by Prison Officer Screw and his fellow Lodge members.
Yes, the very thought of it, another thin blue line, only they're mostly fat fuckers, importing dope and smack to the jails, and porn and phones; it's unthinkable really, but how else do you explain the prevalence of all sorts of drugs and other contraband in the nick? There can't always be, in every nick, some weasely but criminally brilliant drug baron with dozens of trained hussies delivering gear via lingering kises with inmates. Can there? Come on, now, if these people were such logistical masterminds they wouldn't have been nicked in the first place, not by our lazy bastard coppers.
Serial convicts, among the least well educated people in the country, how, week-in, week-out, do they maintain industrial-level supplies of drugs, evading sniffer dogs and CCTV and intimate body searches and cell searches? What is their secret, that they can bamboozle the entire resources of the Home Office and walk around the nick blasted out of their minds? We should ask the Prison Officers Association.
And while we're at it we should ask them what they think they're up to with Ian Huntley? Huntley is actually pretty small beer as nonces go, made more infamous by skymadeupnewsandfilth's salacious exploitation of the images of his child victims but regardless of the gravity of his offences it is intolerable for a civilised society to suggest that he should for every second of his life live in fear of vigilanteism, that those charged with his security are somehow properly remedying the Court's failure to hang him by conniving at his wounding and that he should meekly accept his mistreatment, take his serial knifings like a man. The idea that convicts, rather than courts, should, in certain cases be permitted to, or cannot be prevented from dispensing mob justice is as fatuous as it is repellent, it is, in short, Nazi shit.
There is absolutely no excuse for Ian Huntley being slashed by another con, none whatever, that he has been attacked several times is an absolute scandal and his landing officers and their seniors should have had their arses kicked and be sent out into our Brave New Austere World, an assistant governor should have been sacked and questions asked in the House about what the fuck kind of prison system are we running here, not because we approve of Huntley's previous conduct but because we don't.