Don’t get bogged down worrying about your spelling— Firefox’s built-in spellchecker will do it for you.
The above is from a Googlecreep in my e-mail. Yeah, fuck that learning to spell shit; next thing, you'll all be wanting to think for yourselves, unGoogle thoughts. Fucking bastards, worse than fucking lawyers, this gang. Not sure what "do it for you" means, getting bogged down or worrying about your spelling, maybe it means that Google will do your spelling for you, although that isn't what it says. Whatever.
It's a good job that Dennis the Cruel Pedant fell the fuck out of his Belltower and didn't live to see this ruinous impertinence.
Where's that worthless, gobby prick, Spit-Gove, when you need someone to defend standards? He'll be off fellating Money, somewhere, on some country estate, like a good cabinet minister does at week-ends.