Saturday 14 August 2010

PLEASE, JUST LET ME EXPLAIN WHY I AM AN OBNOXIOUS GREEDY FAT FUCK

HELL HATH NO FURY LIKE A BIG FAT FUCKER SCORNED ON NATIONAL TEEVEE


Mr Pickles has put his new department on a crash diet. Photo: REUTERS

But even though he proudly boasts that he’s lost a few pounds from his, shall we say, somewhat larger than life frame since becoming Secretary of State for the Department of Communities and Local Government, he’s not talking about his waistline.

Mr Pickles, 58, has gleefully put his new department on a crash diet – albeit one where catering for staff functions is now calorific crisps rather than the lavish but probably healthier fare the civil service had become accustomed to under Labour.

Of all the ministers in the Coalition Government, it is Mr Pickles, one senses, who is almost enjoying the cutting radical programme of cuts "' required "    as part  of the austerity drive to balance the books.


 Above, from the Filth-O-Graph, extolling Mr FatFuck's cutting of three thousand jobs, my italics, my speech marks;  below, those with blood pressure watch this at your own risk. Expenses scandal? What expenses scandal?


4 comments:

Mothers Ruin said...

An arrogant cunt with a sneering contempt for others. That's cool, we've all got be something, but instead of being shunned by by our neighbours, as would happen to us, he manages to garner thousands of votes at the next election.
Who is really to blame, he or the partisan faithful who hang on his every word?

call me ishmael said...

Yes, quite right,MR pissing in the wind, we are, really; he was elected and his cruel qualities are much admired in the Filth-O-Graph, for now.

mongoose said...

There is not a strong enough rope in the land. Horrible, horrible bastard. And the Dimblebores are bastards too but he nailed Pickles with his "Like a job" line. And still the stupid fuck kept moaning on about having to be on time. Too ghastly. If you voted for the fucker, hang your head in shame.

call me ishmael said...

Do, please, take a look at the comment boards at the Filth-O-Graph, see the scale of the Pickles fan club. They certainly are a noisy bunch of fuckwits. They would probably say Oh, we don't approve of the second home stuff but at least he's not an unmarried mother or a wog,