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Mr Michael Mates, a senior MP in the spanking party, was formerly the plaything of an exotic Cypriot businessman, one Mr Asil Nadir


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but now he is a respected backbencher again, his days of renting himself out a thing of the past, unless, of course, the price is right - our elected representative, toiling at Democracy’s coalface, must not sell themselves short. It is a grand thing how the Rehabilitation of Offenders Act, meaningless usually, works nowhere so well as in the Houses of Parliament, as Mr Oily Vaz and many others will attest.

Flanneling his arse off on Newsnight this week Mike exonerated all concerned in the 7/7 bombings, except, of course the British Muslem suicide bombers who, mysteriously, were shot by the cops at Canary Wharf - perhaps on their way to Paradise having already suicided, as it were, on the trains which it was impossible for them to be on.

Unfortunately, the CCTV cameras, so often our guardians, were, on the trains and bus concerned, not working, unusual, because the Israeli security company which owns and operates our self-scrutiny community observation equipment is normally so efficient. Unable to provide the incontrovertible visual evidence of the four bombers’ presence, the authorities were forced to make up one still frame with the aid of some computer programme. On this occasion the Israelis more than deserved the Pizza showered upon them customarily by Mr Fawkes, the parliamentary expenses monitor, in recognition of their slaughter of women and children but modesty forbade them claiming any credit, bless.

Mike was adamant, in the way that only Tories can be adamant, that all had been done to investigate what had happened on and leading up to the terrible events of 7/7 which so vindicated Mr Blair’s Iraq Legacy and that nobody was to blame, apart from the people who blew themselves up on the trains and were subsequently shot to death some miles away by the Split-Second-Wrong-Decision-Squad. Nobody was to blame, he thundered, puce-faced in a way that only Tories can thunder puce-faced. And if people, families and such, keep complaining they might find themselves on the top deck of a diverted ‘bus which blows up, twice, to be on the safe side.

In 1993 Mike Mates was forced to resign as Northern Ireland Minister due to his having with great integrity accepted bribes from Mr Nadir for asking questions on his behalf. There is no suggestion that Mike was anything other than dishonest and lesser men would have resigned their parliamentary seats in shame. We should not, therefore, assume that anyone paid Mr Mates to whitewash the 7/7 affair because, as we know, he is for sale. Victims and relatives of victims of 7/7 should believe everything Mike says, shut the fuck up and go away. Who could not be reassured by a slag like Michael Mates, MP, PC ?

Further holiday reading: 7/7 Ripple effect at:

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