Friday, 8 May 2009
NOT RICHARD AND JUDY.
BY JAYNE TITS, SkyMadeUpNewsAndFilth's Telly Gal.
After fifty years on telly, Richard Shoplifter and his blowsy old Mrs, Judy, have been discovered to be a pair of screeching, self-obsessed bores, him especially, and her especially, too.
Richard says the best thing about it was being able to just walk into supermatkets, fill his trolley with booze, and walk out again without paying. Judy said it was getting her tits out at the BAFTAs.
Sacking this ghastly, twittering pair of repulsive oiks, Lord Sir Michael Cigar and Braces said, My Grandfather, Sir Billy Cotton, built this station with his bare hands but now there's just enough money for me, so that pair can fuck right off, Oi vay!
Of Richard and Judy's three viewers two of them had Alzheimers, so they won't miss them, and Buster's owners said they would soon find hin something else to watch.