Friday, 22 May 2009

WHAT THE PAPERS SAY, HOUSE OF COMMONS ON SUICIDE WATCH

 
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FROM THE MADEUPNEWSANDFILTHOMAIL.

SUICIDES, FUCK ME AND HALLELUJAH! DROPKICK ME, JESUS, INTO THE SAMARITANS' OFFICE.

DON'T IT MAkE YOU WANNA ROCK 'N' ROLL?

6 comments:

Goodnight Vienna said...

And who's paying for the psychiatrist to counsel 'worried mps'? I have no sympathy for them; it's all self-inflicted.

Daisy said...

What is she on, Miss Doorstop?

If ever a person were completely out of touch with the mood and temper of the nation, she is it. Suicide watch? You could make a fortune selling fucking tickets.

She wants the Telegraph to publish all the gory details all at once, get it over with, stop the gratuitous cruelty. Like hell! Not many of them, if any, will go to prison as they all should, so let every last one of the opportunist thieving whores suffer the wait for the 12 o-clock e-mail, it's the least we can do. And let the Telegraph please prolong the agony as long as possible, trickle them out in two's and three's, take weeks, months if necessary. Let them all have their moment in the sun. And to those who say that is damaging to our political system - don't talk such bollocks. Our current political system delivered us this mess and it is clearly infested with low-life, second-rate thieving scum. Clear the fucking lot out, and let this half-witted cunt Doorstop be the first to go.

call me ishmael said...

We Ishmaelites rarely look at MPs blogs but Dorries' is fabulous, these bastards inhabit a different world, of entitlerment and privilege and assumed merit and status and her crie de couer is beyond satire; up, as we say around here, against the wall, Motherfuckers.

Maybe the Telegraph can hazard a guess at what Tony and Imelda stole from us, seeing as how, Pretty, straight guy, his exes accidentally got shredded.

nightjack said...

Good morning coffee cup. This is, click,this is, click, this is Radio K.A.T.N. broadcasting on all frequencies saying "Thank you and Goodnight"..........transmission ends.

woman on a raft said...

You had to ask, Goodnight Vienna.

The answer is 'you are paying' and the answer is 'you are paying psychotherapist Derek Draper'.

If only Glasshopper were here he might tell us: As one door closes, another one opens.
Just as Dolly loses his political consultancy, they are all back on his couch
for his psychotherapy.
As it was, so it shall be.

Nope, I've repeated that five or six times and I'm not getting any calmer.

call me ishmael said...

Dear Mr Mrs Woman On A Raft

Was, is and ever shall be; sperm to worm, womb to tomb, erection to resurrection. Try chanting that, quietly. Calm? Depress the fucking life out of you>