Tuesday, 29 November 2011
SATELLITE OF LOVE.
Thanks to my forty pounds a month superior broadband connection courtesy of Avanti communications I cannot engage with those chiding my antique liberalism. Avanti are Europe's premier providers of broadband to remote areas but unfortunately their expertise does not extend to keeping it going in the wind, of which we currently have a good deal, although not the hurricane force which we sometimes enjoy, here, in the best part of England. They are sending an engineer, who, if he is anything like the last one, will be confounded by the idea of lace-up shoes. Avanti are the approved - and only - choice of the Scottish govament, as they call themselves, members of which will of course have their broadband provided freely, or, more accurately, by me.