.SIR RICHARD BUMHOLE,
RECENT RECIPIENT OF HALF A BILLION POUNDS
COURTESY OF DISABLED PEOPLE.
Strikes, man? Theyre bad shit.
Well, Hey, look, man, let's be cool about things. My good friend and fellow public schoolboy, the prime minister, mr. shiny face, has just, like, laid it on you, all about all these, like, nurses, and teachers and other riffraff who're all gonna just down tools next week and how that's really bad shit because in private companies we don't allow people to have, like, any pensions, apart from the senior people, who work so hard. But what really blew me away, man, was when my good friend and fellow public schoolboy, mr squeaky, the chancellor and I were, like hanging out together, he said that this was gonna cost a half a billion pounds. And all I wanna say on the subject is that I'm really pissed-off, you know, when all's said and done, this is money, another half a billion that the govament coulda given to me.