Wednesday, 17 February 2010

WOTSONTELLY, FILTH AND CRUELTY, AS USUAL.

AND WE WILL SING A WARRIOR'S SONG
AND LIP THE PRAISE OF MURDER
AND CHRIST WILL BE OUR DARLING
AND FEAR WILL BE OUR NAME.


GERRY ADAMS, MP, COWARD-IN-CHIEF OF THE IRA,
PRESENTS
THE BIBLE, A HISTORY, JESUS, C 4 THIS WEEKEND,
SO IT IS.

Channel Jon Snow is trailing a new programme. Spoiled for choice we are, really; a cornucopia of good taste and stimulating TV awaits, as programmers struggle wth declining advertising revenues and declining audiences and just, well, decline, or Ruin as we call it here.

Giving-over a programme to the second most infamous terrorist in the world is a broadcasting decision at which we can only marvel; perhaps Mayor Livingstone will appear, chiding us that Verily, I whine unto you, to kill Palestinians is wrong, to kill Brits is divine.

Channel Four's latest wheeze, coming later in the week, excites like little else in mainstream broadcasting. This is not spoofing or wind-up it is absolutely true, Gerry Adams, MP for Death, and a member of the Noncing Adams Family, ruminates on the part played by Jesus in Adams' own forty-year ministry of arson, maiming, torturing, burying-alive, intimidation, extortion, drug-running, impromptu Black and Decker orthopaedic surgery and - his tours de force - serial, indiscrimnate mass murder; the gospel according to Saint Gerry of the Schoolside car bomb. A valuable contribution to the reconciliation debate's what they call it, in the C4 office

Jesus was always in his head and his memory, grunts the horrible fuckpig. The professing of the catholic faith by Ireland's noncing monsignors and mass murderers is the vilest camouflage, something which people should scorn and denounce and if Pope Nazi wasn't such a shit himself he'd have excommunicated these fuckers years ago. That Channel Four pays my money to this monstrous beast, permitting him to promote his newly-found conflict resolution skills, washed, now, in the blood of the Lamb is, well, taking the piss;
Jesus, as we say here, fucking wept.


and we will sing.....from Bold Marauder, Richard Farina

10 comments:

mongoose said...

I read about it in the electric paper and then I saw a trailer this evening. The bastard! How dare he? It is taking the piss beyond any decency. "And a-here I am a-takin' the Holy Body o' Jasus into me fat Oirish gob. Ain't I a daycent fellow?"

It is too much. Can we not re-arm the UDF just for the evening?

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PT Barnum said...

On the one hand, the entire mediadome gets its knickers into a frenzy over Gargoyle Griffen, a legitimately elected representative, appearing on QT.

On the other, "edgy" telly gives us the PR rehab of a terrorist demonstrating that he is so devoid of self-awareness that he regards himself as (trying to) live up to the model of Jesus.

If I were a practising RC I'd be demanding excommunication. As a very lapsed and hostile RC, I am not one jot surprised.

Edgar said...

Religion has much in common with terrorism, Mr Ishmael.

call me ishmael said...

Anybody speak Chinese? I only understand one word of that.

MediaWhore would counter, mr ptb, that Disciple Adams, too, was duly elected, as though strongarming West Belfas made all that other shit go away.

I think the horrible truth is that mr edgar's obsrvation can be extended - politics has much in common with terrorism, just not all of it; Isreal, Saudi Arabia, IRA, Gadaffi,Pinochet and wasn't the late Mr Hussein a great friend of BushCorp, a bulwark against whatever it was, rather like the Taliban/Mujahadeen versus Ivan?

Realpolitik, they call it, the pond life swimming about in a think tank.

Dick the Prick said...

Whilst obviously it's like getting Joseph Fritzl to opine about the various merits of the naughty step and castigate SuperNanny for her pussy footed ways. A bit of a greater concern could be that this cunt may get some proper fucking power after the election (well, the new CBBC replacement to the TellyTubbies - Election 2010 - it's a fucking waste of time omnibus edition) if the numbers give rise to a hung administration.

Cunts on telly is one thing as you can throw the fuck out of the window and get back to reality but cunts in Westminster noncing with other nonces really takes the utter fucking piss. Cunt.

mongoose said...

Elegantly put, Mr DtP. Of course, the mad Orange buggers deserve everything they get from the God-loving Provisional-Peacemonger-in-Chief but this might be straining the boundaries of satire just a tad too far even for them.

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Anonymous said...
Gerry (kneecaps you don't really need 'em) Fucking Adams I only wish you were joking but I know your not. Main stream media now, what next a chat show? What were once vices are now habits?

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call me ishmael said...

Thanks, lilith, bless their little, toothy yellow heads.