M&S Chief Could Earn £21m In Five Years
6:25pm UK, Monday February 01, 2010
The new chief executive of Marks & Spencer is in line for a remuneration package of £21m over five years, it has emerged.
Unfortunately, Mr Bolland has had contact with Mr Gordon Snot, the infamous Hand Of Shit, above, and will probably, therefore, be bankrupt, all his stores closed, within a few weeks. It is the right thing for the country, said Prime Minister Snot, gulping and clunking on the table with his famous Claw of Doom.