The chronicles of Ruin, continued.
Call me Ishmael said....intelligence is knowing what to do when you don't know what to do.
Anonymous said... When I don't know what to do,I come here.
10 September 2009 22:59
Tuesday, 22 September 2009
NEWS FROM SCOTLAND
FOUR YEAR OLDS TO VOTE FOR FREE SWEETS
VOTE FOR US, I MEAN ME.
A CROSS-DRESSER AND HIS MOTHER.
Och, said, Sir Alec Lard, of the Jock Tribesmen’s Party, them weans is Scotland’s future so why should they nae hie the vote, the noo, d’ye ken. And Ah’m sure,Mr Presiding Officer, that after we gie them a whole big bag a sweeties that they’ll vote fer mah continuance in the job a King-Elect and McBeneficiary Pursuivant a all that oil that they English pigs has stolen offa me; it is an ancient Scottish title and as King I should have it, the noo. Ah mean, here Ah am, struggling along on three salaries, three sets a expenses and three pensions, and this wi’ a recession going on which I never spotted either, being a brilliant economist by trade. Obesity, tooth decay? No, no, no these are just the national characteristics of a proud, full-grown Glaswegian man with a life expectancy of at least forty-seven years. Which, Mr presiding Officer, is nearly as good as some African states. So there, who says we can't do greatness?
I dinnae hie any weans masel’, Christ, the Mrs is way too old, and we keep her in the attic, anyway, or the Ancient Lavender Suite. But if Ah did hie any they'd be sure to vote for an independent Scotland wi' me as King and mah very good friend and mah employer, Mr Donal McTrump, in charge of everything.
TWO LOWLANDS GOBLINS
OUT PROMENADING
WITH FULL-SIZED HUMANS
(note how they hold paws )
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Alle menschen werden brüder Wo dein sanfter flügel welt.
3 comments:
Alle menschen werden brüder
Wo dein sanfter flügel welt.
Oh, joy ...
It is a pity his tartan was not from the Rhonda, then he could have been a Welsh Dresser.
Awa 'n thraw shite at yersel!
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