FOUR YEAR OLDS TO VOTE FOR FREE SWEETS
VOTE FOR US, I MEAN ME.
A CROSS-DRESSER AND HIS MOTHER.
Och, said, Sir Alec Lard, of the Jock Tribesmen’s Party, them weans is
I dinnae hie any weans masel’, Christ, the Mrs is way too old, and we keep her in the attic, anyway, or the Ancient Lavender Suite. But if Ah did hie any they'd be sure to vote for an independent Scotland wi' me as King and mah very good friend and mah employer, Mr Donal McTrump, in charge of everything.
WITH FULL-SIZED HUMANS
(note how they hold paws )